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- Today on the Gothamist Newsmap: pedestrian struck on Ocean Parkway, suspicious package at 40th and 8th, MVA pinjob on 8th and 145th.
- An unexpected benefit of global warming: trees are growing at twice the normal rate— they'll probably begin to rebel and kill people by 2012.
- Corey Kilgannon gets today's award for greatness in weird headline poetry: "Sorting Chocolate Bunnies, Thinking of the Dead"
- Oh noes: Chuck Schumer's approval rating has dropped below 50%. He's still going to be senator until he dies, though.
- White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel allegedly referred to liberals as "fucking retarded." Sarah Palin has called for him to resign.
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