TV on, train passing by Several Seconds
- Today on the Gothamist Newsmap: bank robbery in Harlem, water condition in Queens, MVA with pin on the BQE.
- Jeff Daniels is returning to God of Carnage, but this time he'll play the role created by James Gandolfini.
- Gays, you are now free to pay to use eHarmony to set up awkward internet dates.
- John Liu and Bill de Blasio each require six full time police officers to keep them safe.
- Andy Newman follows up on the man hit by the 4 train yesterday. The victim, Fritz St. Surin, a computer programmer at NYU, was sick with a fever the night before he died.
- Someone has been leaving strips of paper with the words KILL JEWS written on them all over Park Slope.
- 24 hours later, the five biggest criticisms of the iPad (besides the name): no multitasking, no Flash support, no ports, no camera. Opposing view: the nerds writing these posts don't realize that the iPad isn't for them.