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This Seal Could Shed Staten Island's Stigma

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Wait... is this seal just working on his tan?

Staten Island may be known best known for its guido culture, but the Staten Island Advance reports today on a little something that may just help shed that stigma: a gallery of adorable images of a seal basking in the sun! They say that every day this seal "can be found enjoying the early morning sunlight in Annadale," spotted most mornings on a rock in the waters off Lipsett Avenue (unlike other locals who can be found at Hollywood Tans). One woman delcares: "I've never seen anything like that on Staten Island."

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  • brooklynbiatch

    as long as this one doesnt have a big yellow bow with a tracking device and a taste for mammal blood. I want to keep my hand.

  • NannyState

    "Cool coat, I'm guessing Wilsons?"

  • FelixtheCat & Christine Quinn'

    He fled Canada where they would club his cubs.

  • Papercutninja

    This seal has better speech patterns than most Islanders, ie it doesn't end every sentence with "bro".

  • whatstheproblem

    More seals = More Sharks. Great Whites love them. Have a nice swim.

  • graybanks

    Jesus fucking Christ. While you're not entirely wrong about most of the population of Annadale, does it always have to be lame-ass tanning jokes?

  • longacre

    That's not a seal, that's Al Roker.

  • kazubes

    I was going to say snookie but touche

  • longacre

    Snooki looks more like a walrus.

  • Kojak

    You should ask Heidi Klum what she thinks

  • Shabe

    Seal vs. 6 Train chicken: Who wins?

  • MT

    For adorableness? The seal hand's down.

    For freak a** weirdness? the 6 Train chicken without a doubt

  • Clarice City

    Staten Island gets a seal of approval.

  • NannyState

    SI's fate has been sealed for decades.

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