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• Today on the Gothamist Newsmap: carjacking in Queens, all hands fire on Avenue B, and a water search off Flatbush Avenue in Brooklyn.
• Wait, what exactly is Nolita House restaurant selling?
• A waiter stabbed a sous chef at the Algonquin Hotel on Sunday— they were fighting over a radio being too loud.
• Charles Barron just learned why you don't mess with Christine Quinn: she stripped him of his committee chairmanship.
• The Donmar Warehouse’s critically acclaimed London production of Red, starring Alfred Molina as the painter Mark Rothko, is coming to Broadway.
• Really sad: a Staten Island man told his Facebook friends that he was committing suicide, and before they could call the police, he did.