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From the Gothamist newsmap: a stabbing on Westchester Ave in the Bronx, a bank robbery at 103rd St & Broadway in Manhattan
Hitler is not taking the news of Scott Brown's Senate win very well.
Speaking of which, Sen. Brown reminds the nation that both of his daughters, 19 and 21, are single. And, why not, here they are in bikinis.
The author of Love Story, Erich Segal, has died at the age of 72. The book was made into a movie, and you can relive a bit of the Central Park scene somewhere in this clip.
In more sad news, Golden Girl Rue McClanahan has suffered from a stroke while recovering from heart bypass surgery.
If brownstone destructo-porn is your thing, here's the photo for you.
Want to watch this Sunday's Vikings/Saints game in a crammed bar with a bunch of other dudes? Go to Bar None.
Whoops: here's what happens when your landlord finds your blog.
And finally, take some time to ponder penguins, as today is Penguin Awareness Day.