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We'd love to tell you what happened last night... but all we can say is that it was ALL CAPS IMPORTANT. Caption contest?

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  • S.K.

    Bad caption? That means only one thing- "fire the intern!" They're expendable free labor, anyway.

  • Doughboy

    DONUT DELIVERY TRUCK CRASH

    aLL OFFICERS RESPOND IN 30 SECONDS

  • HypocraticOath

    Pix or it didn't- oh...

  • Earthdog

    BREAKING NEWS

    WPIX NEWS FAIL

  • hugomania

    Oops, re-do:



    NEW RESPONSE SCHEDULE FOR NYPD

    FOLLOW UP TO CRIMINAL ACTIVITY PUSHED BACK ONE HOUR TO 7:35PM.

  • hugomania

    NYPD told that Mayor Bloomberg has pushed back its response to criminal activity to the 7:35 pm hour.

  • TrippinJoJo

    I'M NOT YELLING.

  • rfid4dna

    Live Coverage of Police Car & Uniform Convention

    Later: Help Me Howard Trapped Inside a Closet

  • Justin

    BREAKING NEWS

    CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

  • gnipgnop

    WPIX TRIES TO REPORT NEWS!



    seriously though, i think i like the new "Write Your Own News" approach - very collaborative & social - those WPIX folks are right on that edge..

  • MLHencken

    TITS OR

    GTFO

  • Snoopy

    VELVET IS CHANGING HER OUTFIT IN TIMES SQUARE NEXT TO THE NAKED COWBOY!

  • JenChungsBaby

    Want to hear something sad? I stalked the Velvet girl all the way back to the AA website. Her name's Maria Aoki and that things she's wearing has a thong back. She has a short slideshow on the site but alas none of the pics show her from the rear.

  • Rocknrope

    Hvae you jerked to Velvet Aoki? Be honest.

  • JenChungsBaby

    No. Maybe if I could see the rear view.

  • Wza

    lol

  • JenChungsBaby

    Apparently I'm not the only one interested in Maria Aoki. Search her name on Google and you'll find this conversation about her on DCist:



    http://dcist.com/2010/01/photo_of_the_day_january_12_2010.php

  • Rocknrope

    That's a good slideshow, she's got serious child-birthing hips.

  • hotstepper

    i want to go to there.

  • LongShanks

    DOLLAR MENU MADNESS

    SUSPECTS ATTEMPT WALK-THRU OF DRIVE-THRU

  • TrippinJoJo

    SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!

  • Wza

    ASPIRING RAPPER CONVENTION

    CORNER BODEGA

  • Mutant X

    MICHAEL JACKSON!

    BACK FROM THE DEAD

  • JenChungsBaby

    Dominic Carter Sighted in Midtown

  • Janelle

    Kanye West was behind this.

  • NannyState

    Attractive Drunk Young Lady Can't Get Into Her Apartment

  • whitecastlerock

    Broken tailight at an expired meter...

  • MrFeenysCar

    not a caption...but does anyone know about the police activity in front of Atlantic Terminal two nights ago?



    single guy on the ground under like 25 cops, circled by another 7-8 patrol cars and a police van.

  • I heard he was taking pictures.

  • jlocke

    And look out at the corner of 14th and Elm, because I've just dropped by bagel!

  • jalexan

    Okay. All cops who took Conan's side on the right of the divider. All who took Leno's on the left. We need to know where this department stands on issues that matter.

  • Rocknrope

    PIX-PIX-PIX-PIX-PIX-PIX-PIX-PIX!

  • Holsum Pan

    Wow. You took it back. It was usually a shooting game so kids would just repeat it over and over, as quickly as possible until they ran out of breath, then inhale deeply and repeat. It was corny even back then.

  • kcin122

    WTF!

    WHAT THE FUCK!

  • BoilerBob

    Redundant

    REDUNDANT!!

  • hotstepper

    the yeti is on the loose again. he and elvis were sighted at a local bodega.

  • blastedsamoflange

    POLICE CARS IN FIRE LANES! CATS AND DOGS LIVING TOGETHER! COMPLETE PANDEMONIUM!

  • TT

    Dunkin ran out of DONUTS!

  • valeriob

    BILLY MAYS HERE!

    I'M GOING TO YELL AT YOU UNTIL YOU BUY SOMETHING, EVEN AFTER I DIE.

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