Bad caption? That means only one thing- "fire the intern!" They're expendable free labor, anyway.

DONUT DELIVERY TRUCK CRASH

aLL OFFICERS RESPOND IN 30 SECONDS

Pix or it didn't- oh...

BREAKING NEWS

WPIX NEWS FAIL

Oops, re-do:

NEW RESPONSE SCHEDULE FOR NYPD

FOLLOW UP TO CRIMINAL ACTIVITY PUSHED BACK ONE HOUR TO 7:35PM.

NYPD told that Mayor Bloomberg has pushed back its response to criminal activity to the 7:35 pm hour.

I'M NOT YELLING.

Live Coverage of Police Car & Uniform Convention

Later: Help Me Howard Trapped Inside a Closet

BREAKING NEWS

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

WPIX TRIES TO REPORT NEWS!

seriously though, i think i like the new "Write Your Own News" approach - very collaborative & social - those WPIX folks are right on that edge..

TITS OR

GTFO

VELVET IS CHANGING HER OUTFIT IN TIMES SQUARE NEXT TO THE NAKED COWBOY!

Want to hear something sad? I stalked the Velvet girl all the way back to the AA website. Her name's Maria Aoki and that things she's wearing has a thong back. She has a short slideshow on the site but alas none of the pics show her from the rear.

Hvae you jerked to Velvet Aoki? Be honest.

No. Maybe if I could see the rear view.

lol

Apparently I'm not the only one interested in Maria Aoki. Search her name on Google and you'll find this conversation about her on DCist:

http://dcist.com/2010/01/photo_of_the_day_january_12_2010.php

That's a good slideshow, she's got serious child-birthing hips.

i want to go to there.

DOLLAR MENU MADNESS

SUSPECTS ATTEMPT WALK-THRU OF DRIVE-THRU