It's no sweat getting a play produced in this town; just scribble out a Shakespearean riff on a wildly popular cult classic, like, say the Coen Brothers 1998 masterpiece The Big Lebowski! Last week Adam Bertocci published online Two Gentlemen of Lebowski, which reimagines the Coen's script as a five act "comedie and tragical romance." This week it went from viral internet lark to a production scheduled for the Kraine Theater in March. Should be quite the what-have-you, and now Lebowski fans have an entirely new set of lines to quote at appropriate and inappropriate moments (of which there are myriad). As Walter doth sayest, "Smokey, this be not the foul jungles of the darkest East Orient. This be ninepins. We are bound by laws."