NYU Law Student Can't Afford $nooki

Back in December we mentioned that Snooki from Jersey Shore was charging $2,000 per appearance — and later (post-punch) that price was up to $10,000, making her the highest paid guidette of all the cast.

But who's paying? It's not just nightclubs vying for her time, Above the Law has posted several emails which stemmed from one NYU Law student's desire to rent the Princess of Poughkeepsie for a night. He began, addressing fellow students in December, with: "Snooki is one of the most delightful human beings ever to walk planet Earth and I need to hang out with her. I’m comfortable calling anyone who wouldn’t want to hang out with her a 'Silly Goose.' That being said, $2,000 sounds like an absolute steal to me."

By January however, once Snooki's price had skyrocketed, the student has lost all hope, stating: "it would seem as though the opportunity to bring Snooki and her backflipping, poof-rocking, pickle-eating *je ne sais quoi* to NYU Law may have slipped through our fingers, short of a wealthy benefactor coming to the fore. We can always try to bring her in post-crash-and-burn, for a bargain basement price, but that might be more depressing than awesome." Surely by the time their second season airs Snooki & Co. will be in need of some legal counseling, no?

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By Jen Carlson in Arts & Entertainment on January 13, 2010 1:10 PM

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Guest

she's good looking, but snooki needs to be classy especially if she's getting paid to show up in different places.

that's the catch about a lot of reality tv shows--self-deprivation rules.

moike

ANOTHER BRILLIANT MASTERPIECE ON THE MOST TRYING, IMPORTANT, AND IMPOSSIBLE TO LIVE WITHOUT SUBJECT PENNED BY THE AMAZING WIT THAT IS JEN CARLSON.

How Ya Doin

You could just not read this particular story on this free internet news source, you fucking asshole. Real tough with your internet anonymity and capital letters.

Guest

eh. some people just get energy from sucking other people's energy. not a big deal. they just need to find true pleasure from sucking themselves.

hotstepper

ha! you may have to remove some ribs, but man is it worth it.

hotstepper

*clicked link*

hotstepper

that is one ugly punching bag.

valeriob

considering she's gonna put out for sure... 2k doesn't seem too bad with all the debt he's already in anyhow.

Cautious Pessimist

I hope that if I ever have to go to court, this idiot is the lawyer for the other side.

Rocknrope

Good god, you'd have to pay me to stand within 12 inches of her busted face.

Kojak

"Snooki is one of the most delightful human beings ever to walk planet Earth and I need to hang out with her"

I want whatever this dude's smoking. NYU Law at its best.