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Further North, by amethystdeceiver
- Natasha Lyonne has gone to court to get an order of protection against her father.
- Underwear bomber Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab made an appearance in court yesterday. He wore khaki pants.
- Reminder: if you have a super-cool color-changing bike, do not lock it to construction scaffolds. Thieves can just unscrew the struts in thirty seconds and take the bike.
- Fox headline of the week: "Man OK After Penis Gets Stuck in Pipe"
- Two black men have been robbing Hasidic Jews in Crown Heights— cops are investigating the incidents as hate crimes.
- The new Winter Brooklyn Flea is open at the Williamsburgh Savings Bank in Fort Greene— have you stopped by yet?
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