Snooki Wants Love, Not Drama

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, of Jersey Shore fame, is no party girl (though she'll be in Times Square tomorrow night). Well, that's what she's saying, anyway. She told OK! Magazine, "People think I'm all about partying, but I'm not. I'm chill. I stay away from drama." Maybe that's why she's not lobbying for another season (in the Hamptons) with J-WOWW; instead, she wants her own dating show called "Snookin' for Love." Aw. She says, "I want to find my prince. I'd have 27 guys: guidos and juice heads. That'd be heaven!" Eh. She adds, "Every time I'd pick a guy, I'd give them a pickle and we'd eat the pickle at the end." Well, yeah, that's just good dating sense.

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By Jen Carlson in Arts & Entertainment on December 30, 2009 3:47 PM

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Guest

Maybe Fred Durst can revive his career by singing the theme song "I did it all for the Snooki!"

robingee

PUNCH.

Earthdog

In 10-15 years she'll be another 200-lb blinged-out, spandex-clad, big-haired housefrau dragging two bratty spawn around while shopping for groceries at the Massapequa Shop-Rite.

ribaldry

What friggin petri dish. I get venerial wartz just lookin at her.

HBHB

This girl is so rough to look at.

rosweed

Jesus H. Christ. The inmates have taken over the asylum. It's no wonder this country is now a 2nd world country rapidly teetering on 3rd world. We're fucked.