Jersey Shore Cast Members Are Full Of Good Ideas

From your mouth to Viacom's ears, J-WOWW (that is, by the way, a ridiculous nickname that a grown woman goes by on MTV's Jersey Shore). She recently had an amazing idea, saying in an interview: "I would love to do a spin off of Jersey Shore in the Hamptons. It would be the New York version of Jersey Shore. I'm really not a Jersey girl. I'm from Long Island. I've always been a Hamptons girl. Next season I would like to represent Long Island and do behind the scenes in the Hamptons nightclubs. The fist pumpers in the Hamptons are more extreme. I feel like me and my friends could bring a more extreme version to MTV."

Fingers crossed! She also says, "The plastic look and guys who are total juiceheads... It's actually much worse in the Hamptons." Can someone confirm?

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By Jen Carlson in Arts & Entertainment on December 28, 2009 12:26 PM

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HOTCUP

the genius of this idea is that setting has nothing to do with jersey shore, so all of the other elements (and their easily impressed fans) will carry over.

but yes, please make more reality shows destroying the good name of the region's corniest nightlife hubs. let's just wait and see what happens to seaside heights come july. i'm sure jen carlson has the time share all lined up.

Wza

I need to stare at her boobs and ask, "how you doin?"

That chick would be putty in my hands.

NannyState

I wonder if her nipples work: I need to caulk my windows.

Sommelier

"I feel like me and my friends... "

English major, huh?

AHT

This is my fault, everyone. I'm sorry. I told a friend the other day that I was relieved they went with "Jersey Shore" instead of "South Shore." I will try harder to remember to keep my trap shut.

WorksInDUMBO

What's a "juicehead" anyway?

babyhitler

I'd like to pump her full of my fist, and not in the snooki way.

sexisicilian

yeah I hit 3X by mistake, it's Monday give me a break Dirk!!

Dirk

I kid. I kid.

schadenfreudian mensch

I'd hit it . . .oh wait you're talking about your post...nevermind.

sexisicilian

haha she is not my type :)

sexisicilian

thanx can't wait to get my new boobies & quit my tax paying job & be a jolly stripper::))

Dirk

Geez... once is enough.

kleinpeter

Fist pumpers.

Andrew

This girl went to my high school in Albany NY area. She's not even from Long Island. She moved there a few years ago. She was a scumbag in high school, the kind that hung out in the cafeteria instead of going to class or would be in ISS. She loves being fake.