Can they all just die in a plane crash already pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee???

As if they'd ever make it through the metal detectors...

this video proves that the situation and pauly d have been faking it the whole time to get on tv. Snooki, on the other hand, is pretty much the same regardless.

it was pretty good. i mean, like, duh... of course they're actors, isn't everyone?

"[I]n all seriousness, this Jersey Shore craze is going to end before they, like, actually get famous, right?"

It'll be more likely to do so if you stop posting something about it every day.

right? i'd say this finding was about 10% investigative reporting, 90% jen carlson drooling all over this show.

is this supposed to be nyc news? gothamist is a disaster.

"every time you lift your shirt, you're lifting America's spirits"

Actually...that was pretty funny. I can't really bear the show, out of a mixture of boredom & loathing, but they have a pretty decent sense of humor about the whole thing. Good for them. I'm still staying out of the Meatpacking District though.

So does Sarah Palin about her Situation - but I ain't gunna waste my time on her, either.

The only thing getting pregnant out of this are the pauses.

This was better than I expected it to be