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Jersey Shore Star Snooki Can Be Yours For A Price!

snookpickle1209.jpg How will Jersey Shore breakout star Snooki pay the bills now that she's been fired from her job as a receptionist? If a pickle endorsement doesn't come through, she's got representation now from Neon Entertainment who say she is available for personal appearances.

One local blogger inquired about just how much it would cost to get The Tanned One to your birthday party, and a rep told him: "Her price is 2000 + transportation." Start saving up now!

Meanwhile, allegedly Snooki has been out in Los Angeles hanging out with Hills star Kristin Cavallari, which means our dream of a Hills/Jersey Shore Challenge show is soclose to becoming a reality!

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By Jen Carlson in on December 18, 2009 3:23 PM

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  • S.K.

    I've already plastered an image of Snooki onto my punching bag.

  • Nyctini11

    Ohh you're all just jealous that she makes a better "Pokey" than you ;-)

  • squatch

    how many jabs to i get to throw at that nasty mug for $2K?

  • MrManhattan

    You're all too late. "Openheads" just booked her for the next six months.

  • openheads

    Nah............ She lives all the way in Poughkeepsie, NEW YORK. That's all you MrManhattan.

    Remember to wear a rain coat.

  • MrManhattan

    So what you're saying is that losers from over 50 miles away are drawn to the Jersey shore. It's like a loser magnet.

  • openheads

    Yea, it's kind of like Williamsberg. Except your losers get on planes all the way from the Mid West. Now that's a magnet.

  • NannyState

    LOL: "Williamsberg". Somebody got a D in Geography at Bayonne Jr. High!

  • economycar

    If anyone is really interested, I can broker out people I went to high school with in westchester. I could start a guido talent agency.

  • Clarice City

    I wish I had an inheritance to piss away. Sending her to somone else's party would be my secret santa gift.

  • NannyState

    +10!

  • kleinpeter

    I'd rather swim in the Gowanus.

  • texinyc

    Am I the only one that thinks she looks like one of those old school treasure trolls? Someone should check her beer gut to see.

  • Clarice City

    Yep...green sparkly thing. Rub it for good luck!

  • pinball29

    Whats 'the Situation's' rate. For a birthday party. Private.

    I know Im a moron for saying this but I (freakin) LOVE this show.

  • Nicholas

    2 g's for crabs and the drip....I think not.

  • Nyctini11

    and by drip, you mean..."the Jooooce" right?

  • TheMactastic

    bachelor party!

  • NannyState

    $2,000 for a human punching bag? Doable.

  • TheKlaus

    Does $2000 include some fucking and subsequent de-diseasing too?

  • Kojak

    I'd rather lick the diseased vagina of Thai prostitute than to have her at my birthday party.

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