Goldman Sachs Bankers Ready to Open Fire on Mob

PENCIL NECK BANKER GEEK

(Pencil Neck Geeks, Freddie Blassy)

WilliamBanzai7

Back when I was a kid, life was going swell.

Till something happened, blew every thing to hell.

That night my daddy stumbled in, all pale and weak,

Said "A woman up the block just gave birth to a banker geek."

Mom said, "Sell it to Greenspan's circus, what the heck."

Dad said, "Nope, this one's a pencil neck.

And if there's one thing lower than a quantitative freak,

It's a grit eatin', scum suckin', pencil neck banker geek."

You see if you take a pencil that won't hold lead,

Looks like a pipe cleaner attached to a head,

Add a buggy whip body with a brain that leaks,

You got yourself a grit eatin', pencil neck banker geek.

(Chorus)

Pencil neck geek, quantitative freak,

Scum suckin', swindler with a lousy physique.

He's a one man, no gut, bubble bloating streak.

Nothin' but a pencil neck banker geek.

Soon the banker geeks were poppin' bubbles all over downtown.

You couldn't hardly sneeze without knockin' one down.

After a nice juicy steak, if you need a toothpick,

Just reach for a banker geek, they'll do the trick.

One day we cut one up for fish bait.

Learned our lesson just a little bit late.

Soon as the geek hit the Hudson drink, the water turned subprime red.

Next day, sure enough, all the investor fish were dead.

Chorus

Most any night you know where I can be found.

Yeah, stomping some banker geek's head into the NYC ground.

So keep the faith 'cause in SPITZER you can trust,

I won't give up 'til the last banker geek bites the dust.

Chorus

They say, "these geeks come a dime a dozen."

I'm lookin' for a guy named Geithner who's supplin' the dimes.

It's gonna be real hard times for all of these

Grit eatin',

Scum suckin',

Obama lickin',

Drop kickin',

Gut grindin',

2 Big 2 failin',

Nail bitin',

Glue sniffin',

Scab pickin',

Butt scratchin',

Bonus snatchin',

Sleezy,

Smelly,

Pepper bellied,

Dirty, lousy, rotten, stinkin', pinstriped bailout suckin freaks.

Nothing but a pencil neck banker geek.

Pencil neck geek.

Pencil neck geek.

Pencil neck geek.

Where's the anger at Obama (and McCain) who championed the bailouts to Wall Street, in the Senate?

Hope they have better aim than Dick Cheney.

This would be the first time a banker was capable of shooting anything.

but again what does the mayor say about this?

he butts his nose into other states gun laws.

I've never heard him say anything about legal gun ownership.

In other words:

People who can afford to and have the good sense to obtain a gun and owners permit are doing so. Some of the ones that are doing so work at a bank.

Why is this news? Ok. Fine, I'll give it "news." But why is it some sort of thing to get upset about?

HOW DARE THEY FOLLOW THE LAW? DAMN them.

That Rolling Stone article is a bit over the top.

http://www.thebigmoney.com/articles/judgments/2009/08/06/matt-taibbi-just-plain-wrong?page=0,0

http://www.goldmansachs666.com/

Just wait, soon they'll have armed guards circling the building just like Jay Gould's Hotel Taylor during the Erie War back in the 1860s.

What's Al Qaeda's mailing address? I have a postcard with Goldman's return address on it that I'd like to send them. It says "Go fuck yourself, you bacon-sucking cave dwellers."

Send teens from the Bronx down to Wall Street.

this is a very sad story, bankers just can't catch a break these days. they are doing god's work, don't ya know?

Now we wait for the first nervous idiot banker to shoot some innocent person who "spooked" him. Inevitable.

So, do modern lampposts work as well as the old kind?

oh BTW, what does the Mayor say about this?

will a reporter please ask him this?

As long as they're doing it legally, there's no reason for the mayor to say anything.

so why wasn't he silent in regards to out-state CC permits in NYC?

In regard to Plaxico? Because out of state permits are not valid in NYC.

"In regard to Plaxico? Because out of state permits are not valid in NYC."

Wouldn't have mattered in his case. His Florida permit had expired.

A technically. Poor Plaxico was sentenced harshly because of Bloomberg singling him out. Unfair.

I meant a technicality. We know that he probably forget to renew since he was busy. shame.

yet out-of-state marriages are valid in NYC but not the CC permits?

The U.S. Constitution would seem to indicate that such permits should be recognized across state borders, but the courts disagree.

Bloomberg only makes a stink when it's Plaxico.

Pistols? AR against an angry mob, at a minimum.

well if the writer contacted NYPD they live within the city limits and it's very difficult to get a concealed carry permit. Unless.....you're rich and connected.

they would also need to re-tailor all those suits to accommodate the carry piece. only your tailor knows.

from the post, it stated some already do have pistol permits, now if it's concealed carry the nypd didn't say.

I'm going to assume it's CC. game on.

There's actually nothing in the article to indicate that any of these people have or are trying to get carry permits; in fact it says this: "As for carrying a loaded pistol when you venture outside, dream on. Concealed gun permits are almost impossible for ordinary citizens to obtain in New York or nearby states."

The article is about people applying for premises licenses.

For that matter, there's nothing to indicate that the person in the opening anecdote lives in NYC. It says that the banker "applied to the local police."

I'm just relaying what I've read in the gothamist post and it says this.

This unidentified banker says he's not the only one stocking up on guns, and the NYPD confirms that some of the Goldman Sachs bankers do have pistol permits.

so at least some of them do have pistol permits. and I've qualified my post in that we don't know if there's premise or carry permits. but it is public record.

we could nitpick all day if you want.

"I'm just relaying what I've read in the gothamist post and it says this."

I would think you'd know that you can rarely understand a story if you only read the Gothamist summaries. If you're not going to read the linked articles it's not much worth commenting on an issue; you will be misinformed.

But if you have a profound emptiness in your life, you'll find some scintilla of fulfillment by nitpicking every Gothamist post to death. Btw jaycjay, happy belated Thanksgiving. I wasn't online much, so I didn't have the chance to thank you for all your thorough comments. Glad you're still keeping off the streets!

If I were King I would purge all the mid to high level bankers. Just as Stalin did to the army in the late 30's. I would then address all the bankers who are left and declare "How do you like them apples?"

As for the outcome of your purge, nothing would change. Let's be real, a broken system and human nature can't be altered with a, short sighted, mass act of violence. No matter how satisfying it might seem at the time.

For those unfamiliar; Stalin's image is aided when the word "purge" is used instead of the word kill, which is what purge meant to him. As in, "let's purge all these people" meant "let's kill all these people"

currently sharpening my pitch fork

I'll make sandwiches

My tar cauldron is bubbling.

I'm fueling my torch