Photograph by missapril1956 on Flickr- From the Gothamist Newsmap: A motor vehicle accident at Harlem River Dr S/B at George Washington Bridge in Manhattan, a sexual assault at Parsons Blvd in Queens and a home invasion at Water Ave & Brighton 13st in Brooklyn.
- Roman Polanski will be placed under house arrest in his Swiss Alpine chalet as soon as possible.
- An elderly Brooklyn couple, whose dry cleaning business was forced out by a rent hike, lost their home to a fire but their neighbors have been rallying to help them.
- A court approved the Willets Point redevelopment plan.
- A man committed suicide from his West End Avenue apartment. The Post reports that cops and neighbors say he jumped from the 16th floor "in front of his horrified daughters."
- KRS-One was volunteering at the Bowery Mission today, "I used to be here. Back in 1986 I ate here. I was homeless for many years, and it was the Bowery Mission in particular that used to feed me, clothe me."
- An East Patchogue couple that faced foreclosure now own their house outright after a judge ruled "to cancel their mortgage because of a bank's failure to act in good faith in working out a foreclosure alternative."
- And a man in Indiana was arrested when he called the police because he forgot where his tractor-trailer with 5-year-old son was—see, he had left the kid to go to a strip club and got apparently wasted.





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