Brooklyn Paper Editor Makes Real Real Estate Porn

This isn't the first time that Brooklyn Paper Editor Gersh Kuntzman has gone too far in his web videos. He has already posed nude and documented himself using the bathroom, but it's safe to say that nothing he — or any semi-reputable journalist — has ever done will make you feel as uncomfortable as this PG-but-very-suggestive video.

While taking a look at Brooklyn's most expensive apartment, a three-story, $25-million penthouse in DUMBO's Clocktower Building, Kuntzman (full disclosure: my former employer) creates a literal piece of real estate porn in which he violates the residence in many ways. Expect nudity, moaning, and a truly creepy moment when he appears to lick the washing machine.

How much money do you think he knocked off the $25 million asking price?

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By Ben Muessig in News on November 23, 2009 12:45 PM

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dles

The apartment is beautiful. Thanks for the tour. But this explains a load about Bpaper's porny reporting.

NannyState

Why can't he just pose nude for the F train?

JenChungsBaby

Things have spiraled downhill for Gersh ever since he lost his Newsweek gig.

Amanda Harletsch

EEEEWWWWW

Master Obvious

$25 mil for Dumbo, Brooklyn. Don't think so.

just saying

My advice: Gersh, don't give up your day job just yet.

fuboy

Come on Gothamist, don't give a desperate attention whore what he craves...

sigh...

felixthecat2

The most effective exorcism there ever was.

ides_of_march

I hope the realtor scrubbed the place down with about 1000 gallons of bleach after that. Even so, the value must have plummeted. Imagine you bought the place and at your housewarming party someone pulls up that video on their laptop.

hotstepper

guy loves huge clocks, what are ya gonna do?

valeriob

i see what you did there

Wza

Clearance sale.

squatch

did he make sun tea?

The Man Bat

"Kuntzman", eh?

Sounds Jewish.

ides_of_march

Seriously, I think that name may be at the root of this man's obvious psychological problems. He must have been teased relentlessly at school.