Another powder freakout, though this one is very tame: According to 1010WINS, a NJ Transit train that left NYC at 7:01 a.m. for Long Branch was stopped when a suspicious powder was found on the floor around 7:41 a.m. "Police say a suspicious substance found on an NJ Transit train was Ultra Slim-Fast. Spokesman Dan Stessel says the diet supplement was found on the floor of the sixth car of Train 3221... Stessel says about 200 passengers were transferred to the next train. The spokesman says no one complained of any health problems." It was taken seriously by authorities—check out the hazmat suit!





Not only can Slim Fast clean out your system, it can also clean out a NJ Transit train.
I'M SO....SCARED!
This is ripe for a Get Your War On strip.
Can't blame them for the paranoia - hard to believe someone out there is dieting.
It must be the one Chris Christie's wife keeps trying to sneak into his 33 gallon Hefty lunchbag.
Zing!