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Is the Union Square Clock Trying To Tell Us Something?

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Photo by Wally G
The crazy steam-spewing Union Square "Metronome" clock is off by 52 minutes! Does anyone even know how to read this thing? One blogger explains just how to decipher it:

The 15 numbers of the digital clock display time going and coming relative to midnight. Read time going left to right and time coming in the opposite direction. So, if the clock reads 180746***135205 it means that it is 6:07 P.M. (18 hours/07 minutes/46 seconds since midnight) and that there are 5 hours/52 minutes/13 seconds remaining until midnight. The three numbers in between are a blur of moving numbers. It is like a digital hourglass.

Let that absorb. Now, she notes that the clock "was 52 minutes early yesterday" and wonders where those lost 8 minutes went to. Is it the end of the world as we know it? Someone call John Locke.

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  • savetheclocktower

    The time has been off by 53 minutes for months now!! Has no city employee noticed yet and had the impulse and goodwill to set it straight? ? I tried calling 311 to get it fixed but they said it's not their jurisdiction. Who here knows a good city clock setter, or someone who works in the attic of Best Buy who can do it themselves?

  • brookgylr

    that thing is an eyesore. I like art, but this is bad art.

  • diablofreak

    anyone with half a brain -- chimpanzees included -- can decipher this thing within 30 seconds.

    I just can't believe how stupid the average person is.

  • This was an extremely helpful post.

  • the blogger is a she

  • doanie.wordpress.com

    It means that I, the blogger referenced as a 'he', am actually a she!

  • ladyjane

    what is that supposed to mean...

  • zodak

    i can't believe how many idiots couldn't figure out it was a clock. pathetic.

  • JenChungsBaby

    So that picture was taken at 1:18:23 PM, when there were 10 hours, 41 minutes and 36.whatever seconds left until midnight? Learn something new every day.

  • imadick

    addition! way to go, champ.

  • duckfeather

    "Does anyone even know how to read this thing?"

    sigh.

  • kafkask

    When are they going to get rid of this ugly-ass piece of faux-art? The steam, the magic wand, Goerge Washington's hand--- so annoying.

  • Gregoire

    I was hoping the Forever 21 moving in downstairs would rip this eyesore down.

  • hotstepper

    art is dead.

  • ur doing it rong

    no that's punk, art is just dumb.

  • WorksInDUMBO

    That thing is a CLOCK? I thought it was some kind of stupid art installation!

  • HOTCUP

    it is a stupid art installation.

  • Duffy

    Ha!

    My friend told me that random string of numbers was the National Deficit. For a long time I actually believed her.

  • americaonline

    thats on 44th & 6th.

  • Tien

    I've always thought that the clock was easy to read and that most people knew how to read it.

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