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Good news all around today! The unemployed will probably get another five months to choose a barrel-and-suspenders combo that doesn't make their butts look big, and a new study shows that Wall Street holiday bonuses are set to return to pre-recession levels. So everybody's happy, and there's no need for any pitchfork riots or bricks through Park Avenue windows. Go Yankees!
Consultant Johnson Associates' annual report, which the Times describes as "a closely watched signpost for the bonus season," projects that financial industry payouts will be up 40 percent from 2008, when Wall Street handed out nearly $20 billion in cash awards and billions more in incentives to NYC employees. But just remember people, fiscal restraint is still called for, and let's not get carried away with excessive holiday gratuities for the help.
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oh man, is that the scene where he's staring at himself in the mirror during a threesome. if not, my mistake but it is still a funny scene.
Yes, it is and ITS DISTRACTING!
he's not staring -- he's winking.
kill the rich
One problem... After you've "killed the rich", there will just be more to go. They're the richest of the non-killed rich. So on and so forth.
Assclown.
hot pic
Just proves that the brokers still paid, even when things suck.
When the Yankees win, we all lose.
http://business.theatlantic.com/2009/11/when_the_yankees_win_the_stock_market_doesnt.php
As someone on the Atlantic site already mentioned, most retarded article ever written, by far. I'll let you try to connect the dots on the deduction I'm making about you.
Like I really care what an anonymous idgit on the WWW thinks. If you had an ounce of decency, you would have been at the Veteran's Day parade today instead of sucking on the Yankees dick.
There are conflicting reports on this.
http://dealbook.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/11/04/yankee-win-may-favor-wall-streets-bulls/
-shoves porn into desk drawer-
So, what's the topic of discussion?
does my butt look big in this bonus?
let's call the bonuses "tips". everyone likes tipping.
Tips? We got the whole shaft.
Mr. Shankly this time you got it right!
i used my bonus to buy some new business cards in bone with silian rail lettering
Make sure your cards have watermark.
am i gonna have to dust off the old pitchfork
Fuck these assholes.
Only the scum of the earth would get filthy rich from usury.
The only reason s that we let them.
That's why I saw Barbara Corcoran coming out of Frederick's with bags full of fish net stockings.