- From the Gothamist Newsmap: A suspicious package at W 42nd St & 9th Av, an unstable chimney at 52nd St & 39th Ave in Queens and a bank robbery (with robber in mask) on East Gunhill Rd in the Bronx.
- An alleged mobster was arrested on his Hawaiian honeymoon—the Daily News saw the newlyweds in court, "She's got a big rock on her finger, and he's wearing an ankle bracelet."
- The Devil Wears Busted Tees? Anna Wintour's daughter is now working as an assistant for College Humor co-founder Ricky Van Veen.
- Bernard Madoff's "accountant" is pleading guilty in a deal with prosecutors.
- Two men were arraigned for fatally stabbing a bouncer at a Washington Heights restaurant.
- The NY Times profiles mayoral candidate Bill Thompson's wife—“I could have had a husband who could have played a much more active role in mine and my children’s lives if Bill had just decided to run for re-election. That would have been the easy road. But the easy road isn’t always the right road."
- Aw, Zelda the Battery Park turkey is out and about.
- And Dennis Hopper has prostate cancer. He was recently hospitalized in NYC for dehydration.





Somewhere out there Linda Richmond is wondering where her wig went to.