The Club Animals who give bouncy rides, deliver crack candy around town, and give us an overall uncomfortable feeling, are multiplying like Gremlins at a waterpark. Tonight the newest member will be giving away free butterfly kisses on the Union Square L platform from 9 to 10 p.m. We have also been alerted that free bouncy rides will take place from 8 to 9 p.m. in the same location, which makes us think that dolphin and bunny are one in the same!





Are they giving away free pink eye with the kisses?
More hipster nonsense.
I'm not going near that H1N1-carrying skanky costume head. But how about a bunny butterfly grope instead?
WTF?!?!
Club Animals sounds stupid in theory but I was thrilled when they crashed my party.
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They're stupid in action, too. Sounds like you aren't so hot at hosting parties.