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The Club Animals who give bouncy rides, deliver crack candy around town, and give us an overall uncomfortable feeling, are multiplying like Gremlins at a waterpark. Tonight the newest member will be giving away free butterfly kisses on the Union Square L platform from 9 to 10 p.m. We have also been alerted that free bouncy rides will take place from 8 to 9 p.m. in the same location, which makes us think that dolphin and bunny are one in the same!
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Are they giving away free pink eye with the kisses?
More hipster nonsense.
I'm not going near that H1N1-carrying skanky costume head. But how about a bunny butterfly grope instead?
WTF?!?!
Club Animals sounds stupid in theory but I was thrilled when they crashed my party.
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They're stupid in action, too. Sounds like you aren't so hot at hosting parties.