- From the Gothamist Newsmap: A car in the water at Brookville Blvd at Rockaway Blvd in Queens, two pedestrians struck at W 91 St & Amsterdam Ave in Manhattan and a home invasion robbery at East 163 St in the Bronx.
- The fallout from Brooke Astor's estate trial means that lawyers really need to have their clients' best interests at heart.
- After initially being denied, a Marine is being allowed to come home to Long Island to see his ailing baby who was born 3 months premature.
- The country is split on whether President Obama deserved the Nobel Prize.
- The Cyclone's operator was inducted into the "People's Hall of Fame"
- What does it take to be a real New Yorker? Well, if you're Cooper Union's brand new building, some graffiti!
- More Kokomo? The Tom Cruise movie Cocktail is coming to Broadway, people!
- Gawker wants pictures of Ivanka's and Jared's Big Real Estate Developer Wedding.





Look at that... in the air! It looks like a giant
Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard.
Oh my God, it looks like a huge
Pecker! Over there!
Oh wait, that's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's
one for the accidental dong website.
...
you ruined my day, asshole.