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Trick or treat, it's chocolate Michael Jackson! That Cult that began around the late performer opened their first chapel "praising the life and teachings of Michael Jackson" in Brooklyn earlier this season, and now they're chocolatizing their leader.
They tell us: "These sweet treats are currently available in dark, milk or white chocolate and come in both the vintage 1984 and 1995 versions of the vintage MJ dolls. These delicious figures are much like the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, Elvis and even Jesus — once you have been poured into chocolate, you rank as one of the ultimate commercialized icons." Doesn't it sort of seem like they're just mocking him now?
Cult founder Rusel Parish says: "His image can now literally become part of you. What fan can resist?” There are no words.
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Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.
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It would be cooler if the chocolate changed color over time.
Ha!
Does it come with a brain?
The attention to detail is impressive. The size of the nose changes with his skin tone!
I'm assuming the nose is detectable.
detachable and delectable!
I can't stop laughing at that.
Kids'll love the creamy center.