Ladies, this is why you should always wear gloves on the subway.

It was just his strategy to keep the weirdos away.

Maybe he had a "bad day" like the streaking hipster a while back.

A 28-year old man was charged with public lewdness on October 9th after masturbating on the G train at 10:30 a.m. Twelve others were taken into custody on the more serious charge of riding the G train.

This is what happens when you confuse G spot and G stop.

I guess this also qualifies avoiding the F, L, A, C, E, D, 6, and 7

10:30am is to train masturbators as 4:20pm is to pot smokers.

was that wrong? should i not have done that?

This is the same subway line where that woman was raped at the 21st Street Station.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/regional/rape_victim_subway_workers_inaction_ct5npDDgwgzrhrDuKnGTaK

This guy missed prime subway masturbating season by about three months.

Haha - reminds me of the guy who's "private part fell out" on a subway back in August >> http://gothamist.com/2009/08/14/accused_subway_perv_my_private_part.php

...and the "full frontal" subway photography in that same month>> http://gothamist.com/2009/08/20/l_train_riders_get_naked_pole_dance.php

Some New Yorkers are soooo horny!

nothing makes me hotter than a brooklyn bound train

Please don't block the doors while the train is in the station...

shit happens when you party naked.

5, 4, 3, 2.... cue the hypocritical 'hollaback' bitches who think it's ok to get looked at by rich white dudes but demand instant castration when a less desirable person takes interest.

yeah, quit shakin your wang at people on the train and calling it reverse chivalry

Huh? What does this have to do with some dude jerkin it on a train full of people?