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Dalton School Kids Doped Up on Growth Hormones

billymadison1009.jpg Forget about swine flu, the kids at Dalton are suffering from shortness. The fancy pants Upper East Side school is filled with boys battling the problem. The cause: being a child. The cure: parents armed with growth hormones.

The NY Post reports on a few of the kids — one, Jeffrey, went on the Humatrope hormone at age 10. In just five years he shot up from 4'1" to 5'7" ... and still has hopes of growing more. One expert told the paper the designer drug is like "Miracle-Gro for kids." (Guess they didn't want to go with a painful bone-lengthening procedure.)

Why is this legal? In 2003 the Food and Drug Administration changed their regulations, allowing "any child who falls into the 1.2 percentile of height for their age" to go on the growth pills. However, in Jeffrey's case, his parent's new insurance (Aetna) won't cover his monthly shots (which cost $2,400); they say that he doesn't have a growth-hormone deficiency, but rather suffers from "short stature." His mother is now taking Aetna to court in Manhattan, where she will try to get them to cover her son's forced final inches.

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  • StedyRuckus

    People I know who took growth hormones when they were younger totally screwed their natural growth process. It gave them a quick sprout, then they stalled out, and became hairier than gorillas in the process.

    Either way, on on earth can anyone expect their insurance company to pay for this?

  • sowhtifithppnsitwll

    At this point (especially) with his age and height, enough is enough already.

    If the hormones haven't screwed him up the process has surely messed with his ideals.

  • inoyourider

    Fucking stupid assholes going to have another generation of fucking idiot kids.

  • NannyState

    For decades the Dalton School has been producing Frankensteins, how is this any different?

  • dgeee

    Those in vitro kiddies are tiny.

  • Bike Rider

    i'm really glad i'm not short. this sounds really unhealthy.

  • moocow

    oh please, 5'7" is perfectly FINE. that makes him an inch or two shy of average male height. i remember boys in high school shooting up several inches from 16 to 17 years of age. give this dumbass kid a hormone-free year and see how tall he gets naturally through regular frigging puberty.

  • JLRodP

    I'm 5'5" and latino. Hasn't stopped me from doing anything in this crazy world.

  • SC

    "forced final inches"

    I've seen that movie.

  • NannyState

    I only saw the first half!

  • JLRodP

    lol

  • Cocconino

    @nicemarmot -Cleary you don't know anything about human growth hormone. First, taking growth hormone can add more than 2-3 inches to a person's height - It depends upon when the injections are first started. In this case, 10 years old, so 5 inches of growth would not be unheard of. Second, there is absolutley no scientific connection between cancer and HGH taken when the body is lacking appropriate levels (I am not speaking of people who take hgh later in life for anti aging purposes).

    Doctors can establish when the body will stop growing.This kid's endocrinologist probably determined that his allotment of hgh was too low for him to reach an average height...EVER. He is not exactly a giant at this point and growth on hgh slows just as it does with natural hormones.

  • Radtard

    It's always funny when the uppercrust learns about the downsides of inbreeding.

  • jibbly

    I wish I was a little bit taller

    I wish I was a baller

    I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her...

  • sowhtifithppnsitwll

    It's not bad being short

    Makes it easy to contort

    Different ways to bend and pretend. lol

  • JMH

    "Yeah, like anyone else reading this wouldn't have done the same' thing if given the option that you could be 5'8" versus 4'11" when you were 17."

    "I was on growth hormone twenty years ago. I had no idea it was controversial.

    Babble all you want. I personally like being (just barely) of average height. The world is hard enough without it."

    Sure, but the issue isn't whether this is something that the parents or children should be willing to do (go ahead, knock yourself out), the issue is whether health insurance should pay for it as an entitlement. And, I'm sorry, but there's no reason why it should be. I'm not particularly tall either (somewhere between 5'8" and 5'9") and I'd certainly like to be taller and would have probably been interested in this sort of treatment if I'd known it was available when I was younger, but that doesn't make it any less of a vanity procedure than a nose job or breast implants.

  • JenChungsBaby

    The insurance did pay for it until he reached average height. Now the asshole parents want AETNA to keep paying for some reason. They probably feel guilty for the short genes they passed down, or for the lack of nutrition he received (I have a 4-year-old who's just 6 inches shorter than this kid was when he was 10). It's hard to imagine they'll win their case though.

  • I was on growth hormone twenty years ago. I had no idea it was controversial.

    Babble all you want. I personally like being (just barely) of average height. The world is hard enough without it.

  • hotstepper

    the bigger problem is that a large percentage of americans believe personal problems can be easily solved with the magic of medicine. a quick snip, pill, injection, or suction and all your problems are whisked (or drained) away.



  • felixthecat2

    And they are peeping baby birds with blue eyes forced to grow so fast and abnormally large, most of them go to slaughter with painful lameness. First chicks and now kids. not surprising.

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