Boo Wow! Slutty Dog Costumes To Match Your Slutty Halloween Look

Via Spoiled Rotten Doggies.com

We can't decide if this trend is more or less inappropriate than the slatternly tween Halloween costume fad. While it's true that only a very sick perv would be aroused by these provocative pooch costumes, isn't that also true of the "Devil Grrrl" costume for eight-year-olds? As we were recently reminded by that New Jersey cow-fucking incident, bestiality is still a thing, and if you're going to go out with your dog dressed like this, you should definitely keep it on a tight leash.

Also, some of the scantily-clad dogs posing on the Spoiled Rotten Doggies site definitely appear to be underage puppies. Well, at least there's finally something sexy on the internet that man can enjoy with his best friend. Get it now before the ASPCA shuts it down, Marmaduke! [Salon, via Buzzfeed]

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By John Del Signore in News on October 13, 2009 4:12 PM

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Past Taliban

Now American Pervs (all 300 million of you) can whack-off to your favorite pets while you auto-asfixiate yourselves during your closet hanging/jerkoff sessions.

hotstepper

somebody didn't get a date to the prom.

wanna hug lil' fella? every terrorist wannabe needs a lil' hug once in a while. you already know there's a lot of man-hugs going on in those Hindu Kush caves.