- From the Gothamist Newsmap: A female on the tracks at Stillwell Ave & Bay 50th St in Brooklyn, a pedestrian struck at Lincoln Ave & N Railroad Ave and an unusual trauma at 69th Street & 2nd Avenue in Manhattan.
- A robber sneaked into a doorman building at 5th Avenue and 9th Street in Manhattan, tied up a woman with a vacuum cord and stole her laptop, iPod and cash.
- Potpourri: The NY Times' Clyde Haberman runs down David Letterman, Gourmet's closing, calorie counts and urban produce in his column.
- Long Island's Ponzi schemer Nicholas Cosmo lost his house arrest privileges when he asked his girlfriend to use the Internet for him.
- It's the last day of Sukkot!
- Ivanka Trump learned that her dad was a douche when he ordered their private plane to leave, with second wife Marla Maples was racing to catch it (he was trying to teach the always late Marla a lesson). Okay, maybe Ivanka doesn't think her dad is a douche for that, but we do.
- After 78 years, the Stella D'Oro factory closed in the Bronx.
- Is print dead or has the Internet killed old-fashioned girlie magazines? Marge Simpson is on the cover of Playboy.





"Marge Simpson is on the cover of Playgirl."
I was going to point out that Playgirl isn't actually what's called a girlie magazine, but then followed the link and saw that it's really the Playboy cover.
"Marla was always late; it was a big point of contention between them"
I don't think he's a douche. To hell with that! I hate it when women make guys wait, and for what??? Trump I now respect you (Somewhat)
tied up a women?
guys please
More important update.. The Yankees win game 2!!! Walk off homer teixeira!
Playboy is relevant? A men who likes fake bodies and plastic is really shallow.
RATED TEN
Exactly a year away,
Just fifty-two weeks and then,
Once in a thousand years--
10-10-10
And how to observe the day,
Which'll never come again?
Try multiplying your blessings
And hope they come to ten.