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Tracy Morgan Submits To Twitter—Updated

2009_10_tracymorg.jpg After a campaign to get 30 Rock star Tracy Morgan to join Twitter, he has finally joined—"His rep confirmed to Gossip Cop that he signed up this morning." His Twitter handle: RealTracyMorgan. First Tweet: "Welcome To Tracy Morgans World..." Aw, yeah—maybe now he can Twitter about his fish tanks (like imagine the Tweets he would have sent when they caught fire!) and whatever else pops into his mind.

Update: OMG, Tracy's second Tweet: "my dickhead is shaped liked a darth vadar helmet. my dick is so fat it looks like r2d2."

Update: Parents, boyfriends, everyone, watch out for Tracy Morgan, who strikes again on Twitter: "The wait is over! The black Svengali has arrived! I'm on the street turning good girls bad and getting them pregnant!!!"

Fourth Tweet and we fear Tracy has jumped the shark: "Im a good parent so ill induce the labor." ZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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  • Wordsniper

    I have a friend who responded to the fire in his apartment, who, despite going in knowing Tracy liked fish, was amazed to see just how much of the place was devoted to the whole "fish and wizards" motif.

  • Qraymond

    "Heavy is the head that eats the crayons."

  • jibbly

    He needs to express what's been on his mind grapes!

  • JacqueMehoff

    on one of the bloomberg ads the first black lady almost sounds like tracy morgan. esp. when she says "talk, talk, talk".

  • Mr Mel

    Tracy Morgan is the least funny actor I can think of.

  • imadick

    think: nic cage.

    think: dane cook.

    think: carlos mencia

  • fruitstand

    Six minutes ago Mr. Morgan came through and tweeted about his dick looking like r2d2. Thank you, Gothamist, from your lofty perch atop the cutting edge of internet news.

  • hotstepper

    don't say i didn't warn you.

  • Tien

    This is so much better than the fake Tina Fey twitter account.

  • Dead Himmler

    This is the best news I've heard since I found out they were making Weekend at Bernies 3.

  • hotstepper

    "Tell her that you want your privates and her privates to do a high-five."

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