- From the Gothamist Newsmap: A pedestrian struck at Hoyt St & Atlantic Ave in Brooklyn, a water main break on E 56th St in Manhattan, and a man stuck in a sewer hole at Westchester Ave & Stebbins Ave in the Bronx.
- Selling a $20 bag of cocaine across the street from a NJ police station landed a man in prison for 16 years.
- The batches of Stella D'Oro cookies with labels saying they were made in a union shop will be collector's items.
- A livery cab driver was crushed to death while he was changing a flat. The jack apparently gave way.
- A mob plot to blow up a Brooklyn Dunkin' Donuts for insurance money doesn't seem worth it.
- Before he kicked a cop in the crotch, a burglary suspect allegedly said, "I'm on probation , and I'm not going back to jail."
- Chateauesque is a word when selling a 19th century chapel conversion in Manhattan.
- Don't worry, David Letterman—panhandlers still love you.
- Levi Johnston, father of Sarah Palin's grandson, is getting ready for his upcoming photo shoot in Playgirl. It's still unclear whether he'll show the front or the back.





That frog is so baked.
Not sure how he got crushed while changing a flat tire. Why would he be under the car at all?
Hey there's a shocker, Unions F it up again, bye Stella D!