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Cobain Channels Dad, Schools Lil' Lohan

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Kurt Cobain and Frances Bean
Recent Manhattanite Frances Bean broke the 140-character rule on Twitter (like mother, like daughter) and penned an open letter to Lindsay's lil' sis on Long Island, Ali Lohan. Add your own [sic]s:

"Your not entitled to anything simply because your sister has a recognizable name. Your idea of fame isn’t fame. It’s infamy. You want to be famous? Work your ass off and make decisions that could potentially catapult your career into a lasting one. Notariety for who you are and notaritey for the work you produce are two completely differnt things.

I understand that you have been brought up in an envirtoment where the idea of fame is easily achievable but, that’s not an excuse. You lack the talent, social understanding and credibility to be anything other then infamous. Your careere choices, thus far, will transcend a future career as someone who attempted to be famous, but never quite achieved it. And if you do, it will be the formality of fame that puts you on the covers of tabloids, while the public idly watches you plumit into the murky abyss shared with the likes of Spencer Pratt & Jon Gosslin who, i’m sure, will steal your money whilst there."

It goes on and on, and you can read it in full after the jump (her Twitter was deleted today). She concludes her letter, saying: "I would rather die a most painful death the be assoicated with the kind of careere your trying to make for your self." She may have her mother's spelling, but she's definitely got her dad's spirit of anti-establishment.
"Your not entitled to anything simply because your sister has a recognizable name. Your idea of fame isn’t fame. It’s infamy. You want to be famous? Work your ass off and make decisions that could potentially catapult your career into a lasting one. Notariety for who you are and notaritey for the work you produce are two completely differnt things.

I understand that you have been brought up in an envirtoment where the idea of fame is easily achievable but, that’s not an excuse. You lack the talent, social understanding and credibility to be anything other then infamous. Your careere choices, thus far, will transcend a future career as someone who attempted to be famous, but never quite achieved it. And if you do, it will be the formality of fame that puts you on the covers of tabloids, while the public idly watches you plumit into the murky abyss shared with the likes of Spencer Pratt & Jon Gosslin who, i’m sure, will steal your money whilst there."

Fortunately for the world, there are people who have and don’t have recognizable names, who have obtained artistic integrity and will one day, hopefully, bring that tangible artisticness into light again. Though, its hard to think thats achievable when people like You ali lohan are rendering the world of true talent by attempting to make your entitled ass noticed.

How is this fair to the people who HAVE artistic integrity, or a mind? How is it fair to those who truly have something to offer the human race other then a dwindling last name and a few shitty films, both of which, solidified the idea that your just a celebrities sibling. I recognize that i might come across as harsh and no, i don’t personally know you, but its the actions that you take, that speak for you. You blatently don’t care how your recognized, its the objective to get famous and that is what makes you replaceable and a recycled idea .Well, im ashamed to have to be grouped into the same category of person as you. I would rather die a most painful death the be assoicated with the kind of careere your trying to make for your self. I hope i’m wrong because generally i’m not a very judgmental person, but in the case of you, that is MY entitlement."

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  • hunter.blatherer

    Yet another instance of someone using twitter for terrorism.

  • Ace

    Ali Lohan should be in school. Home schooled? By Dina? That will get you nowhere. Breast implants at 15? Real Mother of the year material. I feel sorry for this dysfunctional family.

  • Amanda Harletsch

    its seems that letter is directed to all the Lohan family!



    Like lilo is such a talented collection of freckles!

    PLUUUASE!

  • neckbeard

    She may have her mother's spelling, but she's definitely got her dad's spirit of anti-establishment.



    so your'e saying in a year or two she'll make tons of money signing a contract for her own reality show, and then complain when people like it?

  • schadenfreudian mensch

    You forgot the part about killing herself right afterwards.

  • You know you've seen it all when a Cobain becomes a life coach.

  • NannyState

    At least the ones that aren't riding in a death coach...

  • Or riding Coach to death?

  • felixthecat2
  • NannyState

    How come I never get that kind of service at Wendys?

  • Nyctini11

    HA HA HA, classic!

  • DarkGemini

    Would it have killed you to include a NSFW tag on that link?

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