A woman in Cobble Hill called the cops last week when she saw a man trying to open the window of her Congress Street home. When police arrived and questioned the 32-year-old man sitting outside her home with a camera, he told them he was an architect. But when cops asked to see his "blueprints," they instead found snapshots of the woman in her underwear. The man was arrested for unlawful surveillance, criminal trespassing, and stalking.





i've always wanted to pretend to be an architect
Stupid guy.
Everyone knows you dress up as a pizza boy and the woman of your dreams invites you in for some...well, you know.
;)
"no occifer i'm an interior designer, here to make sure that her carpet matches the drapes."
The picture used here... where have I seen it before?
Those Building plans are all over the internet so at best, he's just a design/build hack.
My name, officer? Art Vandelay.
Good one.