Plaxico Burress, former Giants star and accidental self-shooter, is now an Ulster Correctional inmate. His mugshot was released and the Daily News analyzes the now clean-shaven "somber" Burress: "The ex-Giants star was also without his standard bling - two diamond earrings... sporting a white T-shirt beneath a green prison-issued top and appears to stand a little taller than his NFL listed height of 6-foot-5. Burress is staring straight ahead, his face betraying little emotion, in the photo."




"Somber?" That's weird. You'd think he'd be all smiles. It's not every day you go to prison for shooting yourself.
Uhm. It looks like he's at 78inches, or 6'6". Perhaps he's in a pair of prison-issued keds?
Silly basketball player. Guns are not for nightclubs!
Snarky comment FAIL.
Right, he played American "Football" for the East Rutherford, NJ Giants.
Now that's a nice looking fella and not at all like someone who belongs in prison....