"A woman standing on a Manhattan subway platform with her pants down bit a New York City police officer in the back, police said Thursday."
"A woman standing on a Manhattan subway platform with her pants down bit a New York City police officer in the back, police said Thursday."
"Marv Albert could not be reached for comment."
How did she run away with her pants around her ankles?
Damn werewolves. Biting cops by the light of their silvery moons...