After finding himself starved for conversation, a Suffolk County man went on to make nearly 300 fake 911 calls, ranging from claims of car accidents to murders. The perp used a falsetto voice and pretended to be a woman— and more than once he identified himself as THE Christopher Columbus.





that guy is awesome.
Hey, you've got to do something with your downtime between hate crimes.
too funny, you'd think that would be me but ha! it isn't,
at least, not yet.
I thought he made calls from a cell phone he found and is he a howard stern High pitch Eric fan?
"Who's High Pitch? This is Kelly Clarkson!"
This is what happens when your world revolves around a L.I.E.