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Sure, you use your Snuggie to go bar hopping, fornicate comfortably, and walk the runway, but the Snuggie's most valuable purpose has yet to be fully explored... until now! Take it away, press release: "What if you could burn 600 calories in 15 minutes… in a Snuggie? That’s what the latest medi-spa treatment is promising using Far Infrared Ray technology. The 'Snuggie Sauna' (official name: Relax Far Infrared Ray Sauna) improves blood circulation, promotes lymphatic drainage and cellular renewal, increases metabolism, burns calories without lactic acid production, promotes better sleep and detoxifies the body from heavy metals, including mercury and cadmium—all in 15-20 minutes."
Wow! All while combining the comfort of a blanket with the free-balling versatility of a monk's robe! We're told that Dr. Svetlana Kogan is offering the treatment "for the recession-friendly cost of $50 per session in her Upper West Side offices." But wait, is that actually a Snuggie™? Damn, it's "just a play on the 'hands free' idea." However: Visitors to the spa are free to wear their own Snuggie inside the sauna for maximum sweaty preciousness. Which is a relief, because like Never Nude adherents (or Gymnophobics), we never take our Snuggies off, not for nobody.
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"...improves blood circulation, promotes lymphatic drainage and cellular renewal, increases metabolism, burns calories without lactic acid production, promotes better sleep and detoxifies the body from heavy metals, including mercury and cadmium—all in 15-20 minutes"
It can also cure AIDS & Cancer, feed the homeless, create World Peace, make Kim Jong Il 2 feet taller, regrow Lance Armstrong's testicles, and much more! I'm going to buy mine right away!
Be sure to pick up some leeches. I heard those are a cure-all.
Oh, psuedo-science. Will you ever stop swindling well-intentioned but dim people out of money?
No, what you need is a good bleeding!
Actually, this thing looks like a good way to cook your insides. No sir, I don't like it. I got my eye on you Snuggie! You're suspect.
The Snuggie needs to back it down a bit! Snuggie...FOR DOGS and now THIS. It's the rising of the Snuggie! ALL BEWARE!
Yes, and all Snuggies are made from 100% post-consumer recycled PEOPLE!
Orlistat, the active ingredient in Xenical, works by preventing the digestion and absorption of a portion of fat from your diet. Our intestines produce enzymes called lip ases whose function is to breakdown fat molecules into its simplest form so that it can be absorbed into the body. Xenical Orlistat attaches itself to the lipases (produced primarily by the pancreas) and prevents them from breaking down some of the fat (about one-third). The unabsorbed fat is then eliminated from the body through the bowel movements. More information on Xenical is available @ http://www.onlineclinic.co.uk/