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Doesn't everyone in Williamsburg know that drinking out of a plastic water bottle (or a dated Sigg bottle) will lead to certain death*? One water consumer ordered a case of Poland Spring to the mailroom recently (is this something that people do?), only to have it stolen. The bisphenol-A has clearly gone to their head, as they skipped right over passive-aggressive and penned an aggressive-aggressive note to the thief, wishing them to choke. A ransom note, declaring the water was "fine," was posted in reply. One tenant in the building says, "This goes a long way to explaining my love/hate relationship with my neighbors."
*Unsubstantiated!
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Suspect is described as extremely well hydrated and in urgent need of a urinal.
Too Funny! finders keepers, losers weepers.
yeah yeah, I know, don't take stuff that's not yours.
but it's still funny. just bring the case of water inside your apartment.
Get a fuckin Brita water filter and be live with it you snobs.
- be
DRINK TAP WATER
He must be caught soon before his crimes escalate. No longer content stealing Poland Springs, cases of Evian and Perrier will begin to disappear without a trace.
yellow legal pad paper Vs. Pink construction paper.
interesting.
hahahaha, genius Jen.
The dude is a douche for stealing water but the tenant is a douche for ordering water to a mailroom. Live in a building with security/frontdesk like all of us regular upper middle class folk. I work my security/frontdesk woman to the bone. Everyday she has two packages for me at least and freshdirect groceries. Then she gets a big old 40 dollar tip from me come christamastime.
damn hipsters and their water!
Brooklyn tap is awesome!
I wish I were a hipster.