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Toothpicks are for closers.
The gentlemen behind the blog Where Todd P Won't Be emailed us last night with the following urgent press release:
BREAKING (GIF Siren) -- Alec Baldwin picking teeth at US Open tonight during the female quarterfinal at the US Open earlier tonight. Developing....
We deeply regret sitting on this so long, but better late than never. Isn't Baldwin the man? Look at that focus and intensity. ABCoCT: Always Be Closing on Clean Teeth, right? Right. And for the Alec Baldwin dental hygiene completists out there, here's the whole series of screen shots, from futile tongue sweep to full finger pick.
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i'm a gothamist fan, but this is really stupid
Who does Gothamist like tonight: del Potro and Nadal?
Wait a second; Brady Quinn was named the starter for the Browns?
When did this happen????
seriously?
breaking news: i took a shit this morning in the greater nyc area. send it to press.
C'mon guys, you aint Thesuperficial.
Way to "pick" a story guys...
Aren't you the same people who complain when we write about are murders and animal cruelty? Or don't comment when we write about some city public policy issue?
you alls just got slaaaaayed by the Chung.
The quality of a post is inversely proportionate to the number of comments made.
I actually think it's the opposite.
I see more comments towards city policies than murder threads.
I read all types of threads and enjoy most, but c'mon, Alec Baldwin picking teeth? I can just go to TMZ for that. Which thank god, I don't!
there are hardly any comments on the citywide debate posts and city policies posts. shame.
here are hardly any comments on the citywide debate posts and city policies posts. shame.
I stopped commenting in these postings primarily because of you, felix. You reply a half dozen times ranting about Bloomberg and Quinn and their relationships with developers regardless of the topic at hand. Makes it quite difficult for a real discussion to develop.
word.
+1
Amen-Felix ruins it for me too...
1) This is not a slow news day.
2) That's great that you're sticking up for your boy JDS, but come on...It's getting pathetic.
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Oops. I clicked on a link for Gothamist and got Hygienist instead. If Gothamist posted this it would be really lame.
just don't go to TheRapist.com
You got this all wrong. He's actually biting his cuticle.
this shows that celebrities are not god or goddess
they sometimes get their popcorn stuck between their incisors, canines, and molars... ha
and all you really lame critics about this article...
I want to see you collect and write so much content about where you live... so thanks again to Jen
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I've always hated this argument.
Anyway, how about Nadal and Gonzalez?! Should be a good one.
this is not much of an embarrassment. if he's sucking on teeth and taking out a toothpick, then yeah.
what, no celebs were picking their noses?
I for one love the murder stories. Keep em coming.
Where's the Whaaaaambulance?! A website I read to kill time at work did a story I don't wike!!! It's the equivalent of sitting in a movie theater complaining about how you don't like the flick, instead of just walking out. Only in this case, the movie is free and you can actually "walk out" without even standing up!
Don't pick your teeth, bro.
Are you picking your teeth?
Don't pick your teeth, bro.
Pesky pubic hairs...
Love Jen and JDS taking a stand. All we commentors do is complain no matter what. Also love FTC2 being told that he's a buzz kill.
What I most love is that I saw the tennis last night but only got a glimpse of Alec Baldwin on the jumbotron while not picking his teeth. It was the most boring tennis ever, until Soderling finally found his game and sets 3 & 4 were some of the most entertaining of the entire Grand Slam season. Really wish he won that 4th set tiebreaker so I could've gotten home at 2am. Hadn't been to the Open in years, it was amazing.
More Flushing Meadows for me tonight, those sorry fools at Shitty Field are painful to watch but I already have tix.
The sweat on his temple is... upsetting me.
OH PLEASE ANY OF YOU GUYS TAKE THE NYC SUBWAY; I DO & HAVE SEEN A HELL OF A LOT WORSE!!
Must be a really slow news day, because this is just juvenile.
Del Signore posts are often pretty high on the suck scale.
He's eating snot. And 33 comments? We're eating snot, too.
Mine was 'more vegetable' today!
Alec Baldwin picking his teeth at the US Open....SO WHAT? ...even famous guys gotta eat!
Now if Baldwin was smoking crack at the US Open....
i use the rounded corner of a metrocard,its thin enough to get the goods,butalso rounded off for my safety..Thanks mta.