- From the Gothamist Newsmap: No water rescue in the Hudson River (apparently it was just a doll!), a home invasion on Linden St in Brooklyn, and an all hands fire at Lafayette Ave & Underhill Ave in the Bronx.
- A NY Assemblyman—a Democrat from Buffalo—says Senate Majority Leader Pedro Espada Jr. is a "thug."
- A lawsuit claims a school aide put an 11-year-old boy into a locker (which fell) and later punched the child.
- Congestion makes 30% of NYC drivers leave their cars at home.
- The Catcher in the Rye "sequel" by a Swedish author was deemed a "dismal piece of work" by one of the judges determining whether publication of the book can be blocked.
- The military contractors in Kabul featured romping around like homerotic frat boys were fired by the State Department.
- Saturday Night Live has fired Casey Wilson and Michaela Watkins.
- Lincoln Center won't have a Christmas tree (or lighting ceremony) this year due to the ongoing renovation construction and the "challenging economic climate."
- The Jets' Mark Sanchez only threw one series in yesterday's final preseason game, but he was five-for-five.
- If you're the CEO of Morgan, then you probably do need your townhouse to have enough room to fit 12 cars.





Those homoerotic fratboy pictures sure are disgusting. They aren't available in a higher resolution where they could be blown up and say printed out in glossies somewhere could they. That way my disgust could reach its full force. Yeah, that's it. Those tight muscly gluts, trapeziuses, and abs just make me sick. And those tattoos. Man. I need to go pray for their souls.
"A NY Assemblyman—a Democrat from Buffalo—says Senate Majority Leader Pedro Espada Jr. is a "thug."
This is known in the airline business as an upgrade.