NJ Turnpike Bandits, "The Stupidest Criminals In History"

Yesterday morning, the two toll booths on the NJ Turnpike were robbed, prompting NJ Turnpike Authority spokesman Joe Orlando to call them "the stupidest criminals in history." Why? Because the booths at Exits 15X and 16E are little used and don't have that much cash anyway. In fact, a toll collector's 8-hour shift at 15X usually only nets $200-$300. Spokesman Joe Orlando said, "This definitely wasn't a plot for 'Ocean's 11.'" The Star-Ledger reports that the robbers, in three different vehicles, "disguised their faces with bandannas and dark sunglasses and flashed guns at toll takers." The robbers used a white Nissan and dark Jeep to rob Exit 16E and the Jeep and a Mercedes—which had been carjacked an hour earlier—to hit 15X. The Turnpike Authority expects to find the criminals, as the 10 individuals who previously robbed the NJTA have all been captured.

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By Jen Chung in News on August 31, 2009 12:30 PM

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Digetydog

Assuming they pay their employees $25 per hour including taxes and benefits, New Jersey is paying employees at least $200 to collect $200-300 during their shift. When you consider other costs, New Jersey is probably losing money by attempting to collect the tolls.

No wonder the place is bankrupt.

abcohen

wow to go to jail over $300 isnt worth it at all!!!! might as well rob a lottery sales place last week with a 330+ mega millions...

terrible its such a shame no one is seeing how bad its really getting for some in this economy.

JenChungsBaby

These guys will get caught just like the idiots who dumped a guy at LaGuardia last week. Criminals can be so stupid. Just try to calculate the risk-reward ratio of carjacking someone and then using their ride to rob two toll booths on the NJ Turnpike. It'll crash your computer.

Potty Boy

But that's what's so dangerous about crime sometimes is its randomness. Criminals don't necessarily operate logically. They act out of desperation, whimsy, etc.

hotstepper

at least they didn't try to rob the EZ-pass lane!

matty

hah

duder

you lot really need an editor.

valeriob

You really need to send the cat up to there get the gerbil out of your ass.

duder

because the original posted article was barely readable and i pointed it out? gotta love anonymous internet tough guys.

Cautious Pessimist

You can't call them stupid until after they've been caught. If they somehow manage to get away with it, however slim the chance may be, how fucking retarded are you gonna look Joe?