While the rest of us were watching Lindsay Lohan give the new Project Runway contestants the up-down, she was right here in NYC losing her mind at Mott Corner Deli. TMZ reports that the actress/singer/part-time lesbian "went ballistic last night after she 'lost' her precious cell phone in a NY deli—a situation so dire, she dragged the NYPD to the scene." Here's the timeline: After making her purchase around 7:30 p.m. at the Mott Corner Deli, she left and soon realized her phone was no longer with her; "But when Linz went back, the deli worker insisted on checking the security tape to make sure it was hers before handing it back—this sent LiLo into a rage. Linz was so angry the deli man wouldn't just hand over the phone, that she got someone to call the NYPD for backup"—but by the time they got there, the situation was "diffused." The deli employee maintains that he had no idea who she was.





SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S 40!
What the hell is wrong with her lips?
She could definitely do with less tanning, although the damage is done. Maybe some botox, laser resurfacing, acid peels.
No, she doesn't and what's wrong with 40, anyway?
I'm kind of with her on this one. I mean, between worries of MRSA being transferred to or from her phone AND what you can only imagine is in her text/photo log...that could make a girl really lose her balls....
However, I don't think she looks 40. Maybe a medium 28.
Me too. There has to be an easier way to determine if someone owns a lost phone than to check the store's security tape. Ask her what the number is and call it and see if it rings. Ask her to describe it. Or something.
can i tell you my favorite matt dillon story real quickly?
*pfffbrraaaaaarrraaaarrrt*
yuck.
Death Panels for Celebutards. She's up first. Death. The End.
the botox makes her unattractive. poor girl, she was once a hot pussie cat
http://www.blackbookmag.com/article/lindsay-lohan-gets-plumplips-that-is/10228
That may be so, but I'd still date her...I mean, I'd never have to pay for a date, and...uh...
Okay -- that may be the only benefit.
Forget it. I'll just find myself a doctor or lawyer and make my grandmother proud.
She had a breakdown since she is no longer hot enough for men to heed to her demands. Tragic.
Who did what now?
That deli owner is used to the likes of her by now; in NY, she is merely a single self-aggrandizing cunt in a sea of them.
beat me to it...
so eloquent in it's truth and brevity.
the party girl in red is so hot. I would consider marrying her if she is vegan. I love her.
I would give her my phone and all my possession
http://gothamist.com/2009/06/17/nypd_piece_together_nyu_dorm_fire_w.php
Please come out of the closet.
Hey Lindsay.... GO BACK TO LA. NOBODY IS INTERESTED IN YOUR BRAND OF CRAP HERE.
Well, I guess she was slumming. The Mott Corner Deli is so nasty even vermin avoid that place.
I think she was more upset that someone didn't know who she was. Or, y'know, care...
What a waste of pulic resources. The deli guy just wanted to make sure that it was her phone and that she wasn't just holding the cocaine, I mean, phone for her friend.
No comment.
Forget who she is.
How would YOU react in that situation?
It's YOUR cellphone, YOU are a customer and some deli worker wants to go through videotape (Because you have nothing better to do) to confirm it rather than ask you to call that number?
BTW, security video usually isn't very good. What is anyone really going to see? A small box about the size of a deck of cards, or smaller?
she is a brooklyn puppy kicker for sure
I hate siding with celebrity brats, but Miss Lohan was right to throw a fit. He didn't need to watch the damn tape, shoulda just asked her what the number was, called it from his phone, and if her phone rings - dingdingding you've found the owner! If it was the middle of the night and some asshole deli owner was insisting he had to watch his security tapes before giving me my phone back, I would orally eviscerate him.
So let me get this straight?
You shallow, vain, empty shells of people first buy the magazines and fawn over whoever the flavor of the week is.
Your ADD kicks in, and you forget about them for a while.
Then the schadenfreude takes over, when you remember you can get a cheap laugh when they fall hard. It makes you feel better about your meaningless life.
Next, you go on to defend them because even though you laugh and them and think you're better than them on the inside, HOW DARE ANYONE ELSE SAY SUCH A THING, YOU WOULD DO THE SAME IF YOU WERE IN HER SHOES.
I have some advice. Take whatever trophy wife meds you have, wash em down with whatever alcohol or cleaning fluids you have around the house, and do the world a favor and shuffle off.
"Schadenfreude" on a comment board? Don't be that guy (or gal)
roast beef
Ughh. I saw this bitch yesterday at 6ish near where Heath Ledger Died on Kenmare. At first I was like, is that an old lady wearing hot pants? then I realized it was LL when all the paps came swarming in. It was funny cause she had this huge gay entourage. pretty sassy molassey.
She definitely looks like a really old granny.
Does she really need that cellie with her at all times? Can't she text her pimp about throwing up between tricks without all the drama?
The phone and its contents would sell for a million dollars at an auction of paps.
That phone is probably loaded with phone numbers she doesn't want anybody to know about.
I doubt it. Anybody with a clue is staying as far away from this train wreck as possible. Think about it, you never see her with all the kids who are a rage now. The Hills, Twilight, Gossip Girl...none of those kids go anywhere near Linds. The most famous phone number she has in her cell is probably that of Samantha Ronson's but who wants that?
I'm 31 and I look younger than that chick.
Probably not as pretty, though. Sorry.
according to the post the deli guy first asked them to call the phone and somehow neither she nor her entourage could get the number right, prompting the warner wolf call...
for all you outraged maniacs...
and be real that's a tired 40 up there
not that there's anything wrong with that
actually when you consider her "celebrity status" the info on that lost phone could be a pretty gigantic mess for her. Flipping out isnt _completely_ unwarranted.
Yeah, she doesn't want anyone else knowing where she gets her Vicodin.
Oh my, I want to see what she looks like when she hits 30 ... or 40. She should get her shit together already!!
... one more thing, I am 38 yrs old & thank God I do not look like that!!