Book Really Does Tell All About Madoff's Mini-Madoff

Warning: This is extremely TMI, so those with delicate constitutions may prefer not to continue reading. Bloomberg News has an excerpt of Sheryl Weinstein's book—Madoff's Other Secret— about her alleged affair with Ponzi schemer Bernard Madoff. Weinstein writes, "Bernie had a very small penis. Not only was it on the short side, it was small in circumference. That he was now pointing it out to me was telling. It clearly caused him great angst. I wanted to be careful how I responded. Men and their penises have a strange and unique relationship...[However] I liked this man and didn’t want to emasculate him. His tiny penis hadn’t prevented me from climaxing...On the bright side, oral sex would be a breeze." Way to look on the bright side! Weinstein met Madoff while handling finances for the Hadassah organization (she invested millions of the group's money with Madoff). Madoff's lawyer said Weinstein's claims were just "allegations she has made. I certainly hope she was more discreet about her obligations to Hadassah than she was about her sex life [which is] far less interesting." Zing! [Via Daily Intel]

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By Jen Chung in News on August 19, 2009 2:53 PM

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Harold Hecuba

What is the only kind of woman that's lower than a slut? A golddigging slut. Factor into the equation that she's an aging, golddigging slut. She was stupid and greedy enough to lose everything to this charlatan, so she does the feminazi thing to try to recover 20-30%: attack a man, and by extension MEN, below the waist w. genital size and talk about her "climaxes". Gee, never heard of that > a selfish, self-indulgent, covetous, white female. Next!

Mr Mel

Have we no shame.

freddynyc

Forget about having to leave prison in a wooden box - this revelation should be punishment enough...

NannyState

He's a putz with a tiny pitzle, she's a bummerkeh with a big bum. Read all about it.

ANGRYGOD11

She's broke and unemployable. Why not add shameless to the mix?

blondeinthecity

Oh, 5 minutes of shame.

matty

"Would be a breeze"

Passive tense. Fail.

blackflag

This woman has a very long history of tiny weiner encounters.

hotstepper

laughy!

hotstepper

predicktion: mini-madoff may be the laughing stock of the prison showers, weinstein will still be a titanic twat, and the earth will continue to turn.

pastaboy12

i think the best part of the whole book was just given away so there's no sense reading it now.

ides_of_march

I can't help but think that these two shameless slimeballs were a perfect match somehow.

matty

Yeah, I mean, this kind of goes well below shameless - and I doubt there is even that much money to be made on this story to boot.

There can't be that many women who want to read a book about an old, bloated, womanizing, cheating crook with a tiny prick, can there?

I have a feeling her "tell all" is going to be read by a select few who might be into that sort of thing.

ides_of_march

Is it skank week on this site?

Polite New Yorker

Why would someone who slept with such a bad person admit to it, let alone write a book about it? I guess she really needs money - probably because she invested her money with Bernie Madoff.

Please read my upcoming memoir, 'Eating Out Leona Helmsley.'

JenChungsBaby

This woman really sets a new standard for something I haven't figured out yet. She had an affair with a married man who turns out to be the biggest crook ever and she writes a book about it in which she talks about how she climaxed on his small penis. And she invested her company's and her own personal money with the same crook who robbed her and her employer blind.

Isn't she ashamed to go out in public? There are so many things wrong with this where to begin. Are people so desperate for money and fame that they would willingly make themselves seem so foolish and greedy?

Nyctini11

As soon as i saw this, i had the same questions, all the while "her husband, stands by and supports her" Give me a f'ing break, ANY man should be ashamed of his wife and left a long time ago, esp w/this douche. So i think it's either 1 of 2 things...

1) her and bernie are doing this in some way, to get people off Ruth's back, sort of like we screwed her big, she's lost, and now at least let's try to make it look like she knew nothing & people will leave her alone.

2) Her husband is waiting to cash in & divorce.

I hope it's the latter.