Seen: Another Suspected Subway Pervert

No, it's not deja vu—it is another grainy photograph of a man suspected of pleasuring himself on the subway! According to the police, "On July 30, a man, believed to be in his late teens to early 20s, began masturbating on a southbound D train at the 36th Street subway station around 6 a.m. before fleeing at the 9th Avenue station"—he apparently sat next to the woman who later took his photo—"Around 12:40, the same man stole a cell phone from a commuter on a northbound F train and fled at the 18th Avenue subway station." The police urge people with information to call Crime Stoppers (800-577-TIPS), go to the Crime Stoppers website or text 274637 (CRIMES) then enter TIP577. Last week's accused subway perv admitted his business was in the open, but "explained", "My private parts fell out. I looked down and it was out, it just popped out. I was trying to put it back."

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By Jen Chung in News on August 18, 2009 10:20 AM

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robingee

check hollabacknyc, this shit happens every DAY

chuckdaddy

isn't that zack randolph?

Brooklynbobby

I just be showin dat I be bigger dan her honky boyfriend.

blondeinthecity

ugh, keep your parts in your pants. i shouldnt even need to say please.

hotstepper

it was a shake not a stroke, i swears!

Muscley Armed Paper Boy

Who has the energy to masturbate at 6am?

silver

Its the new SpeedyIceyCrystals hitting the street.

ides_of_march

These idiots should be put in the baboon cage at the zoo. They'll fit right in. They can jerk off, toss their own excrement around, pee while hanging from the bars.

NannyState

And then vote to nominate John McCain and Sarah Palin.

ides_of_march

For some odd reason I don't think the guy in that photo voted for McCain Palin or any other republicans. Just a wild guess but assuming the wanker even votes, he probably, pardon the expression, pulled the lever for Obama.

ur doing it rong

can't they just keep it in their pants and rub against the pole like everyone else?

freddynyc

His mother should be proud....

[mis]inheritance

Oh, she is! Now, I can't say the same about Mr. Fuld's mother...... Why exactly do you have him as your avatar?

JacqueMehoff

it's the Summer of Masturbators.

pudeljung

it's the summer of self-love

schizofriendly

summer = subway masturbators.

If you are a female and your graveyard-shift job means that you have to take the F train at 4:30am, you may see more than one on a given morning.