Cell Phone Turns On Stove

081709maytag.jpg A Brooklyn man can't sleep at night knowing that the bizarre inter-gadget relationship between his Sony Erickson PDA and his Maytag Magic Chef stove might leave him burned. Last Monday Andrei Melnikov discovered that his cellphone was turning on his stove when he got a call in the kitchen. The phone had been on the kitchen counter when it rang, and as he answered it and walked away, he recalls hearing a faint beep. Minutes later, he smelled smoke, and discovered that some plastic cookware left in the oven was on fire. The incoming call had somehow turned the broiler on high, a phenomenon which Melnikov demonstrated for his landlord and 1010WINS. They believe this is the first time this has happened in the three years since Melnikov has owned the stove and the phone, but since neither device is talking, nobody really knows how long this hot affair's been going on. Melnikov and his girlfriend have put a stop to it by unplugging the oven, and they're afraid to plug it back in because of their pet chinchillas. Maytag is sending someone to "fix" the problem, but will the lonely old Maytag man really have the heart to stand in the way of such fiery passion?

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Must... refrain from posting... double entendres... aagghhh

i call shenanigans. cellphones also pop popcorn as well and santa slides his sweet ass down my chimney once a year.

My cell phone turns on my electric razor.

Much like me and the cute girl from Algebra, the razor seemingly has no effect on the cell phone.

It probably wouldn't be a very good idea to make a call with your razor, anyway.

unless your name is Sweeney Todd

I make calls with my Razr each and every day. : D

Ba-dum-bum . . .

Tip your waitress, folks. He'll be here all week.

Tip your waitress, folks. He'll be here all week.

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Isn't this how the machines rise against the humans in Terminator?

I always wondered what the mysterious sensor on the cable box I had that said "for future use" next to it was. It is clearly a government conspiracy to spy on us with our own technology. Glad I am not paranoid for nothing. Obama, make me a TV dinner!

So what I wanna know is who puts plastic cookware in their oven?

No one here. He was simply using his oven as storage.

It's all about the storage. Some of us have tiny kitchens and store things wherever we can, gothamistgal.

I am with you, gothamistgal. Them be some poor decision making skills.

I hear Borden's is opening a cheese factory on the moon.

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"Melnikov and his girlfriend have put a stop to it by unplugging the oven, and they're afraid to plug it back in because of their pet chinchillas."

Because their pet chinchillas might sneak into the oven when they're not looking? Because their pet chinchillas might be receiving phone calls that will turn on the oven and melt the cookware? Because their pet chinchillas might be putting other flammable material into the oven? Inquiring minds want to know!

This is called RFI (Radio Frequency Interference). In this case, it is probably caused by a poor ground connection on the oven's electrical outlet.

Cell phones are basically low power radio transmitters. Certain types of devices are known to be susceptible to RFI, such as touch-sensitive light switches. This oven might have components like that. Having a bad ground connection would make such susceptibility worse.

-molo

Waiting for SWAT team raid by FCC because his cellphone is blocking air traffic control radio channel.

But every time he dials his Fleshlight, he gets put on hold...

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