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After his picture was released by the police on Wednesday, the 3 train's suspected subway masturbator was arrested yesterday—by two cops who recognized him from the wanted posters. And guess how Kevin Bishop, 34, who has 64 prior arrests explained his actions? According to the court documents, he admitted to the police, "That's me in the pictures, my private parts fell out. I looked down and it was out, it just popped out. I was trying to put it back... I deeply apologize for what happened. I do admit the whole truth." He is being held on $1,500 bail. Administrative assistant Celeana White had taken a cellphone photograph, which detectives say is one of the best ever (quality-wise, we guess) cellphone pictures given to them. As for White's claim that a cop told her a subway flashing wasn't a police matter and suggested she call 311 instead, the Post reports the cop "admitted she told the woman to call 311, but insists she really meant to say 911" (according to Post sources).
Accused Subway Perv: "My Private Parts Fell Out"
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Someone should tell him to invest in a belt then.
So the police told her to call 911...who would then refer them to the police. Brilliant.
"I looked down and it was out, it just popped out."
That happens to be ALL the time! I feel this man's pain.
be -> me
quit playing with your dingy!
Should be appropriately entitled "Wardrobe Malfunction, really? I mean, really?"
Yeah—like, was he going commando and his fly was open? Really?
Uh-huh... like, he saw it pop out and more than once, shook it back in his pants? Oh Really?
This guy has been arrested 64 times?!
He should try robbing Blue Flame Restaurant Supply next. I hear they've got lots of monies.
I'm not sure which part of this story is harder to believe- that his manparts fell out of his pants, or that the cop said "three" but meant "nine"...?
i like the idea that a cop in the precinct station would tell you to call 911.
hmmm lemme see if i can come up with a lie that makes me look even more like a shithead...
Haha exactly. "No, see, it's not that I don't care about doing my job, it's just that I'm an idiot". Oh well that changes everything. *clap clap clap*
Next time he's at Rikers, he'll be "falling out" before an appreciative audience.
there is so much material on the internet to get off. Maybe before guys like this go out in pubic they should wank off until they're dry.
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Right up there with "My CAT downloaded Porn!"
I couldn't believe the cat excuse. Weren't there like 1000 files??
...or Pete Townsend 'researching' child porn.
oh. my. god.
- He took it out.
- It?
- It.
- Out?
- Out.
Seinfeld FTW!
You would think after the 65th time brother would get a pair of fruit of the looms.
I remember when I moved home after college, displacing the family dog. Shortly after the move, she took a shit at the top of the stairs. Since she had been housebroken for years, I was certain she did it out of anger.
The rest of my family, however, was baffled. My dad actually suggested, "Well, maybe it just fell out of her."
He looks so special ed. I feel bad for him. I hope I see him on the subway, so I can step on his left testicle with my high heels and steal his fanny pack.
FYI some guys pay people to do just that - when you take his fanny pack make sure you get your money.
The cop's excuse is incredibly lame. That's the best she could come up with? I meant to say "Call 911"?
She should be fired. Why should we be paying her salary (and ultimately her pension) if she won't do her job?
It makes me think of some infuriating sort of Vaudeville routine.
"Oh, well you need to call the police"
"You ARE the police!"
"But you have to CALL them"
(victim dials phone, speaks to dispatcher, call immediately comes over walkie-talkie on cop's belt)
"Listen, I can't stay and chat, I need to go talk to a woman who got flashed"
HAH! Thankfully noone reported a robbery or murder to this police officer who "meant" to say 911.
Wouldn't his posture be different it he was putting "it" back "in"?
"I was trying to put it back in ... but I couldn't come quick enough," is probably what he meant to say.
So wait, this guy's name is Kevin Bishop and no one came up with "bopping the Bishop"?
Dang, Gothamist readers be sleeping. Damn you, month of August.
"White's claim that a cop told her a subway flashing wasn't a police matter and suggested she call 311 instead, the Post reports the cop "admitted she told the woman to call 311, but insists she really meant to say 911" (according to Post sources)."
I love it when cops try to cover their asses. I guess it wasn't that specific cop's responsibility, since yanno, dialing 911 would have actually gotten to another cop, thereby making it a police matter.
If a cop is going to lie about it, her lie should be a little more believable.
dick! haha
totally.
"private parts"? Who, over the age of 10, calls the private parts?
An embarrassed serial pervert, after being apprehended and questioned by police.
i'm so sick of this bullshit. only the ugly ones have no problem showing their rotted-mushroom.
why can't some hotties be pervs.
They are...just not on the subway.
There you have it. Perverts and Cops lying...all in the same day.
I always keep my "private parts" out. That way no accidental "poppage".
Cop should be fired.
"As for White's claim that a cop told her a subway flashing wasn't a police matter and suggested she call 311 instead, the Post reports the cop "admitted she told the woman to call 311, but insists she really meant to say 911" (according to Post sources). "
She would know the difference between a 3 and a 9 if she ever graduated from elementary school.