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This was bound to happen, so don't pretend like you'd never hear about her again. Yes, the one and only Hipster Grifter, Kari Ferrell, has returned. She's actually probably still in Utah facing charges, but that isn't stopping the fat cats in Hollywood from capitalizing on her storyline. Gawker hears that "Law & Order has put out a confidential casting call for someone who sounds a lot like Kari Ferrell. The show is said to be seeking Asian females, 25-29, to play a con artist who claims she needs money for kidney treatments. Under the force of her irresistible charms, men fork over cash." Casting gods: please let them cast Kari herself; only one person can come up with and deliver mouth handjob lines with such effortless diction.
Law & Order: Hipster Grifter Unit
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"Casting gods: please let them cast Kari herself"
No. This would send the message that crime truly does pay (If its publicized enough). Steal from naive hipsters and get a part in Law & Order? No.
Just No.
Please put this woman on a boat with brodigan and send it far far away.
(sob)
make it stop...
;)
this story is as alive as "barack obama is not a u.s. citizen"
let it go already..
yeah law and order certainly has no shortage of material in this city. gotta love the crazies...
who cares?
Kari FOREVER!
jen, you truly hate this girl. let it go.
Yes, Jen, let it go. Whatever she did to you or your friends, this is not the forum for taking out your rage. Plus, the slut-shaming is terrible. You would never write something like this about a guy.
Honestly? It sounds more like she envies her. Kari now has the romantic danger of being a sought-after criminal, and the damage done to others is shrugged off as negligible. Like a Bonnie Parker who didn't need a Clyde - unless you count all the guys she promised H-jobs to.
i would actually enjoy seeing MORE articles on the hipster grifter.
I hate you.
I hereby invoke rule 34...
I hope Law & Order adds the character of an obsessive blogger who won't stop covering the "story"...
Come on, people... there's a reason you're not reading something like NY Times or Scientific American right now. You LOVE this shit!
+1 (at the very minimum)
chung chung!
:D
*slaps forehead*
I hope L&O doesn't forget the breastplate tattoo.