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Dilemma! Who does one vote for in a Gwyneth Paltrow versus Real Housewife Bethenny Frankel deathmatch? The Daily News reports that Frankel, who is also a chef when she's not busy being a reality television puppet, doesn't want to see the Hollywood starlet-turned-lifestyle guru get her own cooking show; "I'd rather staple my eyelids shut than watch Gwyneth cook. [She] is afraid to [reveal] who she really is—she's so manhandled by publicists and managers. Her show would be way too boring to watch," she declared. As opposed to watching the Real Housewives of New York, which isn't boring or contrived and is just a delight for everyone watching. If you recall, Gwyneth recently roasted a chicken, which apparently put the fear into Frankel—there have been rumors that she left the Bravo show and is working on her own food series.
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Frankel is an obnoxious bitter skank. Why should anyone care what she has to say?
Obnoxious bitter skank on obnoxious bitter skank violence?
Only if it involves a kiddy pool filled with baby oil with the contestants wearing bikinis.
hot.
Please, who cares about what Gwyneth Paltrow has to say dumb bitch can't evan act ... at least Frankel is a real chef!!
Any cooking show should be hosted by someone who looks like they have eaten in the past three weeks
This beef is lose-lose because you're either sticking up for Gwenyth Paltrow or a Real Housewife.
Can't they both go away?
Bethenny who?
What a dumb boring plain jane cracker. Making more flavorless food for the white masses. Stay in the UK where the food is so great.
It does not make one hungry to watch women cook who are themselves are either a) starving or b) on funky ass diets. At least Bethenny makes fun cocktails, Gwyn is just plain dull and I can't imagine wanting to eat any of her microbiotic crap. food is supposed to be FUN.
I prefer my cooking tips from people who actually eat food. As evidenced by the photos, these two chicks don't.
DEAR JEN CARLSON,
I KNOW YOU WRITE FOR A PSUEDO NEWS BLOG WHICH OFTEN BLURS THE LINE BETWEEN GOSSIP NONSENSE AND ACTUAL NEWS, BUT CAN YOU PLEASE TRY AND REFRAIN FROM POSTING "ARTICLES" WHICH ARE SO DEVOID OF MERIT AND SUBSTANCE THAT THEY ALMOST MAKE ME WANT TO READ GWYNETH'S BLOG INSTEAD.
THANKS
PS-I MEAN I KNOW YOU HATE GWYNETH, BUT IT'S A PRETTY HACKNEYED SUBJECT MATTER TO SAY THE LEAST.
DEAR MOIKE,
I KNOW YOU'VE NEVER USED A COMPUTER BEFORE. THEREFORE I AM HERE TO INFORM YOU THAT THE CAPS-LOCK BUTTON IS AT THE LEFT SIDE OF YOUR KEYBOARD. PLEASE PRESS IT.
THANKS
PS-I KNOW YOU LIKE TO POST MEANINGLESS COMMENTS ABOUT APPROPRIATE CONTENT, BUT THAT IS A PRETTY HACKNEYED SUBJECT TO SAY THE LEAST.
Appropriate content, that's laughable.
I know what a caps lock is, I use it for emphasis and of course because it's extremely hip, have you never read Kanye's blog? Get with the times.
And if my comment was so meaningless then how did you find so much to comment on?
Did you really just say you posted in all caps because Kanye does it?
Thank you. That just made my night.
Apparently you are not only so culturally devoid that you are interested in the opinions of reality TV "stars" , but sarcasm is also a bit over your head.
I will try and pander a bit more to your intellectual handicap from now on, I apologize.
THANK YOU moike.
i was thinking the same thing.
Gwenyth hung out with Frank Bruni and Mario Batali and suddenly thinks she can cook. What a strange person.