Real Housewife Burns Gwyneth

Gwenyth hung out with Frank Bruni and Mario Batali and suddenly thinks she can cook. What a strange person.

DEAR JEN CARLSON,

I KNOW YOU WRITE FOR A PSUEDO NEWS BLOG WHICH OFTEN BLURS THE LINE BETWEEN GOSSIP NONSENSE AND ACTUAL NEWS, BUT CAN YOU PLEASE TRY AND REFRAIN FROM POSTING "ARTICLES" WHICH ARE SO DEVOID OF MERIT AND SUBSTANCE THAT THEY ALMOST MAKE ME WANT TO READ GWYNETH'S BLOG INSTEAD.

THANKS

PS-I MEAN I KNOW YOU HATE GWYNETH, BUT IT'S A PRETTY HACKNEYED SUBJECT MATTER TO SAY THE LEAST.

THANK YOU moike.

i was thinking the same thing.

DEAR MOIKE,

I KNOW YOU'VE NEVER USED A COMPUTER BEFORE. THEREFORE I AM HERE TO INFORM YOU THAT THE CAPS-LOCK BUTTON IS AT THE LEFT SIDE OF YOUR KEYBOARD. PLEASE PRESS IT.

THANKS

PS-I KNOW YOU LIKE TO POST MEANINGLESS COMMENTS ABOUT APPROPRIATE CONTENT, BUT THAT IS A PRETTY HACKNEYED SUBJECT TO SAY THE LEAST.

Appropriate content, that's laughable.

I know what a caps lock is, I use it for emphasis and of course because it's extremely hip, have you never read Kanye's blog? Get with the times.

And if my comment was so meaningless then how did you find so much to comment on?

Did you really just say you posted in all caps because Kanye does it?

Thank you. That just made my night.

Apparently you are not only so culturally devoid that you are interested in the opinions of reality TV "stars" , but sarcasm is also a bit over your head.

I will try and pander a bit more to your intellectual handicap from now on, I apologize.

I prefer my cooking tips from people who actually eat food. As evidenced by the photos, these two chicks don't.

It does not make one hungry to watch women cook who are themselves are either a) starving or b) on funky ass diets. At least Bethenny makes fun cocktails, Gwyn is just plain dull and I can't imagine wanting to eat any of her microbiotic crap. food is supposed to be FUN.

What a dumb boring plain jane cracker. Making more flavorless food for the white masses. Stay in the UK where the food is so great.

Bethenny who?

This beef is lose-lose because you're either sticking up for Gwenyth Paltrow or a Real Housewife.

Can't they both go away?

Any cooking show should be hosted by someone who looks like they have eaten in the past three weeks

Frankel is an obnoxious bitter skank. Why should anyone care what she has to say?

Please, who cares about what Gwyneth Paltrow has to say dumb bitch can't evan act ... at least Frankel is a real chef!!

Obnoxious bitter skank on obnoxious bitter skank violence?

Only if it involves a kiddy pool filled with baby oil with the contestants wearing bikinis.

hot.