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- From the Gothamist Newsmap: a hostage situation on 46th Ave in Queens, two males shot on Venice Marina Harkness Ave in Brooklyn and a sex crime on 116th St in Queens.
- Despite the start of the school year only being a few weeks away, many parents are unaware the city's public schools will resume a day later than usual, on Wednesday, September 9th.
- Popular Jersey Shore town Seaside Heights is requiring that smoking on the beach take place within twenty feet of the boardwalk, thus amazingly finding a way to make their boardwalk an even less pleasant and trashier-feeling experience.
- Despite widespread reports of the extension that will make Eli Manning the highest paid player in the NFL, Giants GM Jerry Reese says that a deal is not yet done. There still appears to be some dotting of the i's and crossing of the t's.
- Before his game with the Yankees today, Boston's David Ortiz held a press conference denying ever using steroids despite revelations that he is on the list of 104 players who tested positive for a banned substance in 2003. Big Papi did admit to being "a little bit careless" with OTC supplements.
- Steven Tyler's daughter Mia put out a press release about her father's recent fall that began with "THE DEMON OF SCREAMIN IS NOT DEAD."
- And if this prisoner had gotten away with hiding a gun in between his "flabs of fat," would that have made him The Biggest Winner?
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