Here's another update about Bernard Madoff's condition in federal prison, courtesy of the lawyers representing the investment faker's victims. Only this update paints a less rosy picture; while attorney Joseph Cotchett told ABC News, "[Madoff] looked pretty good and seems to be working out. He looked a lot better than he has in some months since I've seen photographs of him," today Cotchett told the CBS Early Show, "Look, it's a prison. He's suffering the immediate throes of being thrust into this. It's a new world to him. It's not pleasant, as it shouldn't be. The man is distraught." That sounds about right, but Madoff has time to adjust.
Cotchett's associate Nancy Fineman added that Madoff has high blood pressure and that his ankles seemed swollen, "I think it hasn't quite hit him completely. He's having a hard time coming to grips." Yet he's a celebrity at the Butner Federal Correction Complex: Fineman said, "According to him [inmates] constantly asking him for autographs. He's the biggest swindler in the country thrust in with a lot of people that have never seen the kind of money he was in touch with every day."
In other Madoff news, his wife Ruth is the target of a $44+ million lawsuit from the trustee trying to secure funds for the victims. While Ruth Madoff has settled with the feds and was allowed to keep $2.5 million, trustee Irving Picard points out she benefitted from her husband's fraud (he pointed out millions went from the investment firm to her account) and lived "life of splendor." Picard said, "The inequity between Mrs. Madoff’s continuing financial advantages and the economic distress of Madoff’s customers compels the trustee to bring this action.”





Awwww. Poor Bernie. He's top dog at the big house, so why not ask one of his fellow inmates for a massage?
How much does he push?
Like, 50 Billion + 100 lbs. of Ruth
Poor Ruthie. well, there's always that free plane ticket to wherever...
Being a celebrity on prison means bragging rights for the first person to shank him.
At one point the Feds are going to interview him, knowing he's caught on to what it means to be locked up.. They'll threaten to put his children in jail as well. If he cares for them at all, he'll cave and tell them where the rest of the money is. His kids were involved in the business and had to know what was going on and they're in danger of going down as well.