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Sad Panda's Gone Missing!

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Photos by Justin Schultz

Terrible news everyone: Sad Panda has gone missing. A reader sent us these disturbing images of a Wall Street with no mascot. His usual stomping grounds have been checked out, but he's nowhere to be found. One concerned citizen even put up a missing poster.

There's still hope, people, maybe he just got too hot in that panda outfit. Maybe he took his earnings and went on a much-deserved vacation. After all, last time we saw him he was so happy.

Have you seen Sad Panda? Please let us know. The last photograph of him we could track down was taken on July 4th.

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  • the3rdbridge

    He and Times Square Elmo have run away to Mexico together.

  • NannyState

    "We have the Panda.

    Do not call the police.

    Do not alert the press.

    We will have further instructions later."

  • Wza
  • Teddie Boy Eddie

    Maybe Dash Snow was the Sad Panda.

  • Spirit of 76

    Yeah, right. He wished he was so creative.

  • sasso

    stop talking about this retarded panda.

    how many posts do there need to be about it?

    New York can't really be that boring that there's nothing more interesting to talk about? can it?

    at least you got your exclamation point in there though!

  • whitecastlerock

    I thought Bernie Madoff was the official mascot of Wall Street

  • matty

    Someone HAS to make a comic strip about Sad Panda.

  • Steven

    Sad Panda could be on vacation. It is July and the summer after all.

  • famdoc

    I'm with snickerdoodle on this one. I work in a building adjacent to the Bowling Green and see the so-called Sad Panda every day. I'm afraid he does nothing to add to the atmosphere of the neighborhood. He's just there to take handouts from the hapless tourists who are photographing the testicles of the charging bull. I am also suspicious of the missing poster.

  • snickerdoodle

    One concerned citizen even put up a missing poster.

    No doubt the "concerned citizen" was sad panda just trying to promote himself.

    Seriously, is this the dumbest thing an attention whore like "sad panda" and it's publicity machine Gothamist, can do?

    Somebody please do the kind, NYC thing and shoot him.

  • valeriob

    Why are you so negative about a playful Gothamist blog topic?

    It's not that serious.

  • waterbird7

    Downtown Alliance dude said he's on vacation in Shanghai and will return in October...

    ?

    I hope so.

    He deserves to be happy.

  • Spirit of 76

    Maybe he found himself a cute girl panda and decided to settle down. You know how pandas don't like to have public displays of affection.

  • Pharmer

    Maybe he's finally happy.

  • hotstepper

    panda got silly drunk off cheap sake and threw up inside his costume. he's sleeping it off on his mom's couch so don't harsh his mellow.

  • marcasm

    Maybe he went to a Plushie convention

  • marcasm

    Maybe is went to a Plushie Convention

  • sara noemi

    i was hoping he just went somewhere with shade since it's getting so hot out. aww.

    http://whoisthepanda.com

  • militza

    maybe Patrick Bateman took him and is doing unspeakable things to him....right NOW!

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