Weekend Movie Forecast: Brüno or Humpday

Anime-inspired splatter flick Blood: The Last Vampire is about a cute young vampire hunter whose bloodlust is complicated by the fact that she herself is half-vampire! Time Out's Chris Nahon says, "This live-action adaptation of Hiroyuki Kitakubo’s popular anime one-off from 2000 appears to have been made by a company of finches tweeting, 'Cheap…cheap.' It’s twice as long as its predecessor and about five times as stupid, especially when the weightless digital effects take over... Pleasure is to be had, though, in watching Korean actress Gianna Jun as half-breed vampire Saya, who is on a government-sanctioned rampage against any and all bloodsuckers. Never underestimate the power of a Japanese schoolgirl uniform or a well-placed roundhouse kick to excite the slobbering adolescent within. "